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27 Sep 2019
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He looks like he belongs at Buffalo Wild Wings
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he looks like a really mediocre F1 driver now
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How Freddy is going to look when he goes back home to Germany. 🤘🏽
HOUSTON OMG
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Manager at Buccee’s wearing an Omega Speedmaster
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Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium at full time, whilst moonwalking around. Shocking scenes.
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Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands
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spain fans are like “we thuck thoooo bad”
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This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
🚨Outside the White House right now
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he looks like a really mediocre F1 driver now
Clavicular abruptly ENDS his stream after viewers kept commenting on his looksmaxxing transformation 😳
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This is so insane😭😭😭
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When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow
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that’s not true at bro, at least in texas
I don’t think the Europeans understand that “Americans who like soccer” and “Americans who like Donald Trump” are two groups that pretty much don’t overlap.
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Xbox has an “Xbox Eras” space at #XboxFanfest this year for every generation of console. Too much nostalgia.
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GRAND SLAM YORDAN ALVAREZ ‼️
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I used to think net worth meant how much the internet thought you were worth
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Bricks & Minifigs is parting ways with Brandon Best and Joshua Johnson due to "a devastating social media campaign" They say they have reached out to the family that owns the $200,000 LEGO collection to return it and offer compensation for any missing items
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Hunter Biden is proof that posters are born not built. Musk will never achieve 1/10th of this guy’s ability
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Really torn here.
Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station trib.al/xTEPEl0
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