He’s making some shrimp, he’s checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s frying this rice

Makes you wonder who’s really in charge…

Bryson DeChambeau just announced that he has made a full recovery from his rope injury ✊

Ohhh, Dis is my Jam!!

That would be a great suggestion if you could assure that the industry you were representing wasn’t completely captured by heartless monsters who have a history of some of the biggest criminal fines in human history because their deception has cost hundreds of thousands of people their lives. It would be a great suggestion if the industry you were defending didn’t occasionally look at human beings as an opportunity to generate insane wealth regardless of the tragic consequences. But you can’t do that, so… maybe it would be a good idea to have a fucking debate.

Game Day

me coming to twitter to see why My Instagram ain’t working

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Elon have you considered dating Taylor Swift? The breakup album would be legendary

Just took out 7 mortgages from Silicon Valley Bank. There is a good chance they go bankrupt and I don’t have to pay it back. Be greedy when others are fearful.

BREAKING: Giant Chinese spy balloon turns out to be a giant gender reveal piñata

Good times in the Sierra

Snow day

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Everyone walks through an airport like they are the main character.

I wanted to build a new gaming pc. Now I can just buy a tesla.

Love it.