pro-life, pro-biotic, pro-state | Vermonter rōnin | 🇻🇦
Joined October 2014
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Fatherguy Everyman retweeted
Catholic Girl Twitter: “I wanna be a trad wife, have 17 children, wear cute dresses tee hee 🥰✝️✨☕️🪿🌼”
Catholic Guy Twitter: “A foid looked at me during mass. I’m on my way to join a domestic terrorist organization.”
Catholic Girl Twitter: “I wanna be a trad wife, have 17 children, wear cute dresses tee hee 🥰✝️✨☕️🪿🌼”
Catholic Guy Twitter: “A foid looked at me during mass. I’m on my way to join a domestic terrorist organization.”
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May God bless the Japanese
A tradition unlike any other: Japan fans cleaning up their section before leaving the stadium 🇯🇵❤️
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Everything was like this pre-troonpocalypse
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I’m not being dramatic when I say that gays and transgenders ruined literally everything good in less than 20 years
We live in this weird age of Halo where you can customize your gameplay in anyway you want but people still complain.
Don’t want sprint? Turn it off
Want a 60 round AR? Do it!
Want third person? Go ahead!
Don’t like the HUD? Change it!
Don’t want a remake? Go play MCC!!!
#Halo
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Anyone countersignaling this is just a total fucking loser.
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photo taken before his shift
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It’s the emperors birthday, treaty signed with Persia, gladiatorial games done in front of the Capitol in celebration.
Trump is Caesar Maxxing this weekend
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Mmm yes, toothpaste is now locked behind glass cabinets because all those trillionaires.
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Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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Fatherguy Everyman retweeted
Getting head from an indian counts as anal -Rapist Hitler
Getting head from an indian counts as anal
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Halo 4 is functionally a hard retcon of the entire franchise. It's not the same universe anymore. And no amount of forced sad scenes where a violin plays in the background while Cortana goes through AI-schizophrenia (never how rampany was meant to work) will help it in isolation.
I think the reason that Halo fans hated on Halo 4's story is because they couldn't handle anything with more depth than a shallow pond.
"WhAt aBouT HaLO Two!?" They hated that back then too lol (and that's why every character from Halo 2 lost 85% of their braincells in Halo 3)
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Prior to capitalism, subsistence farmers retired in their mid 40s and got to play video games all day until they died peacefully in their sleep.
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brother that's the LaQuinta buffet
As a European I really thought the American Breakfast would be a bit… “ better “ than this…
But at least the Waffle was amazing🤩🇺🇸
IT IS MATCHDAYYY🧡🤩
#worldcup
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Fatherguy Everyman retweeted
Slavs making fun other Slavs by showing they do janitorial work in Germany
Jun 12
The Ukrainian flag is good at cleaning floors.
Slava Urinate! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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He had to wrap his left arm around his head to take this picture
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3lb 60-day dry-aged bone-in sirloin about to go on the grill.
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If you’re a man between the ages of 18-29 & you’re not spending 7 hours a day on video games you’re wasting your life & your ancestors are ashamed of you
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Famously, no one ever had to work a day in their lives until evil billionaires invented capitalism.
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It's clear that a lot of people just want to be proud of their country again after a Long Dark Winter when patriotism was basically equated with genocide for a decade-plus
It's not "crass" to lift the national spirit after enduring that, White House should do this all summer
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WE HAVE A BALD EAGLE MAKING AN ENTRANCE AT THE UFC FREEDOM 250 WEIGH INS
[ #UFCWhiteHouse | SUNDAY, JUNE 14 | 8PM ET LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]
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They just hired straight men to make a game for straight men.
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