Comedian. Not Traditionally Handsome. VC Reporter Writer. Dry Bar Comedy special "Guys Like You And Me" out now.

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Co-written, produced, and directed by Park Chan-wook, #NoOtherChoice is the humorously deadpan comedy about a desperate unemployed man who takes it upon himself to get the last remaining manager job in his Korean town, going to extreme lengths while also learning to fight the empathy inherently drilled in him, so he can feed his family and save their home from foreclosure. This might be an international film, but its themes are universal for all of us these days.  boxd.it/cgUPtb
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As the final seconds of Game 5 played out, the last 27 years of my life flashed before my eyes. The heartbreaks, the rejection, the sadness, the injuries, the heart failure, the diabetic attacks, the endless job cycle, the stand up journey...left my body. themoomabides.com/the-moom-a…
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And yet here we are in 2026 with accusations again with Jourdain Fisher being the one Tony might have stolen from.
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Norm, @TonyHinchcliffe's joke is completely different. They're just about the same subject. He's not a thief. x.com/normmacdonald/status/6…
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Imagine telling these guys they would become NBA Champions together in 10 years
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2016 NCAA Champions. 2026 NBA Champions.
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The Knicks are a likable team with a hate-able fanbase lol
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Watched the Netflix documentary on Michael Jackson. Apparently the Santa Barbara police have a huge collection of drawings and verbal descriptions of Michael Jackson’s penis and still couldn’t convict him because all the parents involved were con artists. #netflixseries
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The NBA Journalists missed the boat on MVP, Executive of the Year, and COY. They only fueled the @spurs to reaching the WCF #nba #nbafinals #spursvknicks
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On Threads I get engagement. Elon ain’t Zuck in my house lol
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What a bitch.
i got the ick when my boyfriend's grandma died and he started crying when we went to her funeral
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Republicans are gross.
🚨 Houston Attorney charged with bestiality after raping the family dog A 56-year-old Houston man has been charged with felony bestiality after his wife caught him raping the family dog on surveillance cameras she installed inside their home. Steven Swain was reportedly recorded engaging in sexual acts with the family dog, Shipley. His wife installed the cameras after becoming suspicious. She later provided the footage to authorities and removed the dog from the home for its safety. Swain has been charged, and an arrest warrant has been issued. However, as of the latest reports, he is not currently in custody. This is a disturbing case of someone committing a serious sexual crime inside their own home. The dog has since been removed from the residence and is safe with the wife.
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Paul Rudd and Adam Scott recreated the BOSOM BUDDIES sitcom intro just for fun and the attention to detail is insane 😂
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That season finale of Margo’s Got Money Troubles has a court room scene that is the most David E. Kelley courtroom scene since Boston Legal. Loved it! #margosgotmoneytrouble
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James Harden always disappoints in the playoffs. I guess he just blames it on the rain.
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I just had the craziest experience at the airport. We are about to board a flight to Atlanta when the pilot from the incoming plane walks out of the jetway. Guy is probably late 50s, salt and pepper hair, military look. The kind of pilot you instantly feel good about seeing on your flight. Pilot walks over to the counter, gets on the PA system, and starts addressing everyone. “Folks, I’ve been doing this a long time. Flying one of these jets is easy. The hard part is looking at 130 people and telling them their flight is going to be delayed.” Audible groans throughout the boarding gate. Most people here are flying to Atlanta as a layover before another flight. 130 people just had their day become a complete mess. The pilot goes on. “I get it, trust me. But here’s the deal: During our landing, we had a small mechanical issue. I’m not your pilot for the next leg, but I don’t feel confident the jet’s safe to fly until we have a mechanical team look it over, and I don’t feel comfortable asking the next pilots to fly you guys until we get confirmation.” He points at the agents next to him behind the counter: “Now, none of this is the agents’ fault. Please be kind to them. I’m the one who made this decision, not them, so any inconvenience you experience is my fault. Just please know that I don’t do this lightly, and I’m only doing it because I believe it’s in the best interests of everyone’s safety.” Now this is where the story gets crazy. The pilot puts the microphone down, grabs his suitcase, and all the people in the gate… Start clapping. I’m not joking, everyone starts clapping for the guy. 130 people who just had their travel plans ruined give an ovation to the guy who made the decision and delivered the message. All because he addressed them with decency and transparency, took ownership of the decision, made it clear that it was necessary, and explained why it was in everyone’s best interest. It’s honestly one of the best examples of strong communication—of strong leadership, for that matter—that I’ve seen in a long time. @Delta, whoever your Atlanta to Wichita pilot was this morning, he’s one of the good ones. Please tell him the delayed passengers of flight 1637 appreciate what he did.
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🕊️ O.J. Simpson detective Mark Fuhrman has died at 74. Exclusive: bit.ly/4uZwFb1
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From The Big Disney to The Big Easy.
BREAKING: The New Orleans Pelicans are hiring Jamahl Mosley as the franchise's new head coach on a five-year contract, sources tell ESPN. Mosley accepts the Pelicans job after five seasons in Orlando where he guided the Magic to three consecutive playoff berths.
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In other news @benshapiro and @realDailyWire are cutting costs and labor due to massive decreases in revenue. Could this be why? Be a joke, go broke. What is Bankruptcy?
Not one person on the planet actually thinks that Lupita Nyong’o is “the most beautiful woman in the world.” But Christopher Nolan knows that he would be called racist if he gave “the most beautiful woman” role to a white woman. Nolan is technically talented but a coward. Too afraid to do anything that even slightly challenges the spirit of the age.
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Dog Day Afternoon and Blood Simple
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