Your paper sucks
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27 Dec 2015
This paper is more appropriate for a speciality journal. Like, one that specializes in terrible papers.
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i've been saying this for a while now
that was not a good paper
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29 Jan 2025
body dysmorphia but for the body of my paper
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22 Sep 2024
it’s not impostor syndrome your work is actually bad
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12 Aug 2024
submitting your paper to nature, only to have it desk rejected immediately x.com/JebraFaushay/status/18…
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2 Jul 2024
the personal insults i hurled at you in my review were actually “official actions” taken as a reviewer and so you are not allowed to complain about them, sorry i don’t make the rules here
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11 May 2024
each @hubermanlab paper has only a 20% chance of being accepted by me, but he submits them 6 times so I have no choice by the end
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17 Jul 2023
your paper after incorporating my feedback
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3 Apr 2023
the review process
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1 Mar 2023
When the editor does nothing as I trash your paper
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25 Jan 2023
when Reviewer 1’s comments are just as fierce as mine
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13 Jan 2023
using this in my next review
12 Jan 2023
you are trying to solve the wrong problem using the wrong methods based on a wrong model of the world derived from poor thinking and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out
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13 Jan 2023
your paper after the revisions I requested
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21 Dec 2022
turning the review process into a discussion of my completely irrelevant work (world cup edition)
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