Joined May 2012
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Chimps masturbate ONLY in captivity Lions lose their hair ONLY in zoos Rats overdose on opioids ONLY when in a mundane cage We’re suffering today because we are like caged animals
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I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
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Ilia Topuria quit on the stool
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This is the most entertaining World Cup ever man 😭😭😭
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Diego Lopes (2026)
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Jun 14
So far ahead it ain't funny
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Demoing some drivers today! Any guesses on the brand?
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Jun 12
We're going to Nebraska
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Handicap low enough to play Mid Am Qualifiers... only spots left are Nebraska, Alaska, and New Mexico🤢
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Jun 12
Handicap low enough to play Mid Am Qualifiers... only spots left are Nebraska, Alaska, and New Mexico🤢
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Good to know. I stand with Michigan.
Thank you @RepHaleyStevens for standing with Israel, our democratic ally in the Middle East! 🇺🇸🇮🇱
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Karmelo Anthony convicted of murder and the Irish are burning things again.
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Last week, they tried to hide video of the police cuffing a White man a Sikh had stabbed to death. This week, they’re trying to hide the video of an African migrant cutting a White man’s head off.
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Jun 9
Burn British down to kill the rats
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Jun 8
this is me rn
A rare video of Jack Nicklaus going through a bad patch😂
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Jun 7
My favorite conspiracy is there is two Trumps
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Jun 7
"My Mayor Muslim, My Bagels Jewish, My Christian Dior, Knicks in 4" has to be the hardest quote of all time right?
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No where in the Constitution does it allow the federal government to completely surrender the states to a foreign nation.
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I'll give you 20 strokes @Hojacks_
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This is a million times worse than George Floyd
In his final moments, Henry Nowak told police officers nine times “I can’t breathe” and four times that he had been stabbed. In response police officer dragged him across the gravel, handcuffed and read him his rights. It was the last thing Henry heard before he died.
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