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It doesn’t matter what you tweet. The apotheosis of twitter….
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This is my reply guy. He’s a little obsessed.
You and @OHare888 have a huge crush on Joe. Its getting weird.
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HIS COMPANIES KEEPS LOSING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BUT SUDDENLY HE'S A TRILLIONAIRE 🙄 NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS 🙄
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Never forget
A warning
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Ahhahahahahahahahahaha.
President Trump has achieved something many thought impossible: forcing the Iranian dictatorship away from the Obama-Biden path of appeasement without committing America to a massive ground war. Read more: gingrich360.net/p/the-irania…
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The high temperature in Death Valley yesterday hit 119°F. Just 108°F in Las Vegas today. Enjoy the cool temps — July begins in 2 weeks.
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Not aging well at all. At this rate, the beloved Larposaurus may go extinct
IT BEGINS!
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I wonder how all these christers would feel if guys started writing verses from the Koran on their ballcaps. 😅
D-backs pitcher Ryan Thompson, who is a proclaimed Christian, spoke on the MLB warning SF Giants players who wrote Bible verses on Pride Night caps: "I think there's a perceived negativity with this stuff. Landen Roupp wrote a verse on his hat that means he's anti something. That doesn't mean that. It means that he's pro something. So the rainbow means something to him. It means that he believes in the Noahic Covenant being something that's special to us as Christians."
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Powerful argument against speculating in the ponzi gambling token. Thanks Joe!
Illinois’ new digital asset tax leaves a key issue open: if you move BTC from self-custody to Coinbase and immediately sell, is that one taxable event or two? The transfer and sale could be viewed as separate statutory activities under the text of PA 104-0464. However, it may be viewed a single economic event culminating in the sale. IDOR hasn’t issued formal guidance yet. Article 3 itself contains no worked examples, aggregation rule, immediate-sale rule, or specific treatment of deposits from self-hosted wallets.
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Wow what a stupid bitch.

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Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.
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We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike. America First.
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Replying to @infraa_
Whatever just happened here, after all of this, certainly seems worse than simply not having torn up the JCPOA to begin with.
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Oh wait! There’s more! lmfao
Not only is he a self proclaimed “stable genius” “master negotiator” but a “clairvoyant” as well…lmfao
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Not only is he a self proclaimed “stable genius” “master negotiator” but a “clairvoyant” as well…lmfao
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It would be inaccurate to say that Trump lost to Iran this week. He also lost to the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool.
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Remember when a quarterback in San Francisco got iced out of the entire NFL for taking a political stance
Several Giants players wrote Bible verses on their caps to respond to Pride Night. The gesture echoed a familiar pattern: making a night meant for inclusion about something else entirely. Read more for free, from @GrantBrisbee: nyti.ms/3Q23q8J
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These people never take a stand over genocide, imperialism, war, etc. only homosexuality. Typical christians are some of the worst people ever.
Several Giants players wrote Bible verses on their caps to respond to Pride Night. The gesture echoed a familiar pattern: making a night meant for inclusion about something else entirely. Read more for free, from @GrantBrisbee: nyti.ms/3Q23q8J
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Replying to @timber001
I luv my corn
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