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Mr. Coffee @todd

Wrinkle-free. Smells like coffee.

Joined July 2008
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Mr. Coffee@todd
14 Apr 2014
Adding "set fire to pillow" to the list of dangerous things my boys have done.
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Mr. Coffee@todd
23 Jun 2019
.@sundress there is now a coffee shop in SF with piccolos on the menu!
The minimalist menu at The Coffee Movement: filter, drip, espresso, piccolo, cappuccino and latte

ALT The minimalist menu at The Coffee Movement: filter, drip, espresso, piccolo, cappuccino and latte

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Mr. Coffee@todd
17 Apr 2019
“You gotta have tight buns for girls to like you!” – Hudson Kloots, age 7
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Mr. Coffee@todd
31 Mar 2019
“Dada, can’t YOU just be the alpha?! You won’t get in trouble with Mommy.” – Hudson Kloots, age 7
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Mr. Coffee@todd
17 Mar 2019
“PUT DOWN THE NERF GUN AND PICK UP AN IPAD!”
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Mr. Coffee@todd
2 Feb 2019
One of my favorite games at the grocery store: judge the contents of other people’s carts
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Mr. Coffee@todd
14 Dec 2018
Oh the sense of catharsis I had when reading this post by @dboudreau!Every time I see a blog post, Tweet or conference talk about a11y being easy the first thing I think of is the author or speaker has never worked on making an application accessible.  24a11y.com/2018/unlocking-ac…

Unlocking Accessibility for UX/UI Designers - 24 Accessibility

In today's article, Denis Boudreau explains that web accessibility is hard, complicated and you don’t need to care about all of that WCAG stuff.

24a11y.com
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Mr. Coffee@todd
30 Nov 2018
How’s this automatic alt text for @instagram work? I’ve tried 10 different images in my feed with VoiceOver and the alt text for each is just “photo by [author].” Do I need to enable a setting?
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Mr. Coffee@todd
14 Nov 2018
No more Google Inbox?! Noooooooo
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Mr. Coffee@todd
23 Oct 2018
Twitter knows I'm in it for the @jrw Tweets.
Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: casually casting spells on the beach

ALT Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: casually casting spells on the beach

Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: is it just me or is taylor swift a better dancer now that she is a democrat?

ALT Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: is it just me or is taylor swift a better dancer now that she is a democrat?

Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: i am on my third face mask and it's only monday

ALT Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: i am on my third face mask and it's only monday

Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: honestly the veto diet is like too much math for me

ALT Screen shot of a home screen notification for @jrw's Tweet: honestly the veto diet is like too much math for me

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Mr. Coffee@todd
21 Sep 2018
The tests pass so I’m going to celebrate with a piece of toast and a cappuccino
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Mr. Coffee@todd
3 Sep 2018
“I hate 3D movies because they try to make it like real life but it’s freakin’ not!” – Hudson Kloots, age 7
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Mr. Coffee@todd
24 Aug 2018
“When you get older everything gets boringer.” - Hudson Kloots, age 7
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A11y
@XA11y
11 Aug 2018
People using mobile.twitter.com can now add image descriptions, also known as alternative text, when composing a Tweet. We’re excited to add this feature so images on Twitter are more accessible for everyone! Turn on image descriptions in your Twitter accessibility settings.
A screen shot of the Tweet composer on mobile.twitter.com showing the new “Add description” option under an attached photo of a sleepy cat relaxing on the couch in a spot of sunshine.

ALT A screen shot of the Tweet composer on mobile.twitter.com showing the new “Add description” option under an attached photo of a sleepy cat relaxing on the couch in a spot of sunshine.

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Mr. Coffee@todd
5 Aug 2018
“Going on errands with you is boring because it’s always coffee!!” - Hudson Kloots, age 7
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Ryan Greenberg@greenberg
18 Jul 2018
I can’t understand people who say “No thanks, I had pizza for lunch.” Pizza for lunch *and* dinner??? Come on man, you are living the dream!!
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Mr. Coffee@todd
11 Jul 2018
Me: “Want to spend time with your Dad this evening? We can talk and stuff.” Oliver: “But I talk to you all the time!”
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Mr. Coffee@todd
4 Jul 2018
“The dog is nervous because she thinks our planet is getting blown up.” - Hudson Kloots age 7 on the dog’s reaction to fireworks
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Mr. Coffee@todd
30 Jun 2018
“I don’t want to fold clothes, I already have enough problems!” – Oliver Kloots, age 9
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Mr. Coffee@todd
29 Jun 2018
Holy shit I just slept for ~12 hrs. Wonder if I have Mono. Or was this week just that exhausting? Oh man, it’s not even Saturday. Gah.
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Mr. Coffee@todd
28 Jun 2018
Accessibility engineer introduces a bug caught by his own WebDriver tests.
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