God's chosen coupon explosion!
Joined January 2018
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6 Jan 2018
The eschaton is approaching. We're about to reach critical information density. Balloons and streamers will pop out and the archon overlords will knock on your door with an oversized check and reveal that you've been on a reality show for extradimensional hyper-consumers.
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6 Oct 2023
Sunday school, but they teach you critical thinking skills and ethics.
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6 Oct 2023
Hey, @algekalipso! This morning, I am thinking, "If one can be infected with diseases, they can be infected with eases as well!"
What do you think are the most viral eases one could catch? 🦠😀
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28 Jul 2023
I'm opening a restaurant for Buddhist physicists called Metta's Table.
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6 Mar 2023
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25 Nov 2022
Move over 65" TV, deal of the year right here!
25 Nov 2022
black friday sale: my sweet little ass is 50% off
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18 Nov 2022
Me: Im just a heckin smol bean UwU
Them: Sir this is a war crime tribunal
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26 Oct 2022
It’s crazy that the stock manipulation guy is just being allowed to buy the stock manipulation machine
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10 Nov 2022
“Kids…be relentless in your desire to speak truth to power…don’t go for the okie-doke” @levarburton @NJEA @readingrainbow
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28 Oct 2022
Don't you just love it when the mega-wealthy acquire influential media outlets? Surely a great day for free-thinkers everywhere!🤔
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10 Oct 2022
All the nuns I grew up with were lefty lesbians teaching the values of Christ. HAWWTTTT!!!
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5 Oct 2022
The "nuclear family" is a total con-job. I should be living in a massive ape hive.
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26 Sep 2022
You are doing the work. Take some time for yourself. We need you sharp.
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10 Aug 2022
It's time to put an end to the balkanization of Antarctica. I will unify her under the crown.
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19 Jul 2022
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3 Jun 2022
“Gnome music” is an insufficient catch-all, people. Educate yourselves.
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2 Jun 2022
I don't need any help fooling myself into anticipating that I will be entering a dark space, but thank you anyway.
1 Jun 2022
The ‘expanding hole’ is an illusion new to science, strong enough to prompt the human eye pupils to dilate in anticipation of entering a dark space.
Credit: Laeng, Nabil, and Kitaoka
#science #ScienceTwitter #opticalillusion
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26 May 2022
If Kirby sucked you in and stole your power, what power would he get?
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