Award winning journalist, brilliant wordsmith, eye of a cynic, heart of a lion, soul of an innocent. Kind of a big deal really. Views my own.
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30 Nov 2021
Anyone else think that this pie looks like a load of boris johnsons? 🤔#justmethen
30 Nov 2021
❓Is there anything that won't go in a pie?
Meet Gareth Mason, Chef and creator of the all-in-one Christmas Dinner Pie, which feeds a family of 4⃣🎄
Gareth gives @tonylivesey a mouth-watering layer-by layer description of what to include🥧
🎧Listen➡️ @BBCSounds
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paul dennis retweeted
5 Sep 2024
"Feargal Sharkey blasts Labour's plans to clean Britain's rivers as inadequate."
What we need is decisive, bold, transitional action from govt this is not it.
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paul dennis retweeted
6 Jun 2024
One homeowner’s day goes from bad to worse as they realise the knock on the front door isn’t a Jehovah’s Witness
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paul dennis retweeted
6 Jun 2024
"Thames Water refloats plan for UK’s first new reservoir in three decades."
London and SE needs to find extra 5 billion litres of water per day by 2050.
@thameswater approach? Put forward the same idea they've failed to deliver 3 times already. Ho hum.
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6 Jun 2024
Good job there's no tide to bring it back...
6 Jun 2024
I swear you really can't make this stuff up.
What's @SouthernWater's idea to fix their sewage dumping at Whitstable? Easy build a longer pipe and dump that sh*t further out to sea. I kid you now.
Has @EnvAgency issued a permit for the nonsense?
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paul dennis retweeted
4 Jun 2024
Sunak talking about his "first flat "
When Sunak was 29 years old..
he and his wife rented a beachfront flat in Santa Monica, California
for $20,000 A MONTH
Just like all of us eh?
#ITVDebate
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paul dennis retweeted
5 Jun 2024
Rishi Sunak lied to you.
He lied and lied and lied.
5 Jun 2024
EXCLUSIVE
The chief Treasury civil servant wrote to Labour two days ago saying that the £38 billion/£2,000 tax attack “should not be presented as having been produced by the civil service”
He said he had reminded ministers of this
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6 Jun 2024
True.
4 Jun 2024
You can be arrested for throwing a milkshake at Nigel Farage. But not for dumping billions of litres of shit in the Thames.
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6 Jun 2024
Thank goodness for @EnvAgency and their firm hand on the tiller...oh.
6 Jun 2024
"Sewage flowed into London’s waterways for a whopping 12,000 hours last year."
The equivalent of a single sewage overflow pipe dumping non-stop, 24 hours a day, for 504 days straight. Hell of an achievement @thameswater
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paul dennis retweeted
6 Jun 2024
"Northumbrian Water pumps 1m tonnes of raw sewage into the North Sea."
So I've been away for a few days and come back to discover WCs have done bugger all to change their attitude.
Happy if not joyous to treat customers and the enviro with contempt.
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paul dennis retweeted
29 Apr 2024
Have to say @PrivateEyeNews is absolutely on fire this week. 👏👏👏
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paul dennis retweeted
31 Mar 2024
"The Thames has become a ‘national disgrace’ – so we tested the water to see how bad it really is."
The answer? It's bad, really bad!!! 🤮🤮🤮
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paul dennis retweeted
31 Mar 2024
"Oxford captain Lenny Jenkins blames E.Coli for dramatic defeat as he says he vomited before the start - as Cambridge rower Matt Edge collapses in boat yards from the finish."
If the board of @Ofwat had any honour they'd all resign, today!
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paul dennis retweeted
31 Mar 2024
And here they are 👇 the men and woman responsible for dumping 14,027,654 hours worth of sewage into the environment over the last 5 years and helping pollute every single river in the country.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the board of @Ofwat.
"In the name of God, go".
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It clearly is the end of the road for @Ofwat. Seriously what is the point?
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paul dennis retweeted
28 Mar 2024
The water companies cheated us taxpayers. They took our money, but didn't do the work.
I ask @Feargal_Sharkey is it time to call for a national boycott on paying all water bills?
(He's more reasonable than I am!)
28 Mar 2024
Let Thames Water fail and take into public ownership. The regulators have failed. Water companies took our money, but didn’t invest.
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paul dennis retweeted
28 Mar 2024
"Who will win in standoff between Thames Water’s investors and watchdog?"
I wonder if Chris Weston, @thameswater CEO since Jan has already started trying to rewrite his CV?
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paul dennis retweeted
28 Mar 2024
Oh god. I’ve spent the last few days watching French far-right speeches for my latest book and I feel I want to scrub my skin out from the inside. So much hate and dangerous vitriol. Think I’ll curl up with some Father Ted to soothe my soul.
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27 Mar 2024
Interesting this is happening mostly at Breakfast periods (not heavy rainfall). This would indicate the quality of 'treated' sewage needs investigating, not just untreated. @RachSalv @horton_official
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26 Mar 2024
You sitting down?
4,014,964 hours worth of sewage dumped into England’s rivers in 2023. An all time record. A massive 129% increase on 2022.
Exclusive by those fantastic people at the @guardian
theguardian.com/business/202…
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