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May 14
Are we testing & flexing our election muscles? We have an upcoming by-election, are our s/ware devs testing the apps to see if its functioning properly?
Are the Maraga people on the ground seeing the kind of logistics needed?
Ama we think this thing will be won by vibes & RTs?
May 14
By-election results will be accessible to the public on the Commission’s results portal: forms.iebc.or.ke
#14thMayByelections #16thJulyByelections #YourVoteYourFuture #TalkWithIEBC #StopFakeNews
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He's lying because it's waaay more expensive to use ATMs in the US.
Jun 15
American national in Kenya left shocked by crazy banking costs. He says withdrawing Ksh20,000 from foreign accounts comes with an extra Ksh700 withdrawal fee. He decided to open a local Kenyan bank account instead, only to be charged Ksh30,000 for a KRA PIN.
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Watu wa NWO - New World Order - tuenezee hii prokopanda
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We have presidents seeking 3rd terms when their Constitutions don't allow, others signing deals w/ convicted felons, or fighting foreigners off their land, and far more running corruption scams - why tf would you expect investors not to price these political & operational risks?
Africa doesn’t have a liquidity problem. We have a risk mispricing challenge.
Paying 10% interest for the same infrastructure G7 builds at 2% isn’t risk. It’s bias. President Ruto will be asking the G7 to do more to fix the risk architecture and Unlock fair access to capital. #G7France #AfricaForward @ATI_ACA @_AfricanUnion @AfDB_Group @WorldBankAfrica @KeTreasury @ForeignOfficeKE
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We won’t ask for advice from rqpists
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I received an email from KRA informing me that a supplier of mine owes them money. This is none of my business but the KRA is saying I should now not pay the supplier but pay them directly.
There's no court order. They have just decided.
This is how shylocks operate.
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Jun 15
Machakos Deputy Governor Francis Mwangangi has condemned the disruption of a civil society budget forum at All Saints Cathedral, calling it an attack on democracy and citizens’ constitutional rights.
#NewsDesk
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MISSING PERSON: Ms Esther Wairimu Keige, Manager Legal Services, Kenya Forest Service (KFS)
Did she raise red flags about the ongoing and wanton illegal forest excisions, countrywide - from Karura to Meru? Did she refuse to sign off on something?
The @dci_kenya must account for her whereabouts and produce her safely to her family
Enforced disappearances will not be normalised. #FindEstherKeige @KeForestService @DeborahMlongo @Environment_Ke @IG_NPS
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CORRECTION: Japanese Prime Minister is called Sanae Takaichi NOT Shigeru Ishiba.
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Kama sioni video si kafaa ni wa block?
THE FEELS FOR CAPE VERDE 🇨🇻
40-year old goalkeeper Vozinha and his teammates emotional after a stunning draw against Spain 🙌
(via @FOXSports)
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Jun 15
I have put restrictions on my kids phones so they can’t use them before 7am or after 8pm except to make calls/send texts.
They can’t download apps without me approving and they’re not allowed:
WhatsApp
Instagram
TikTok
Snapchat
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It’s called parenting, some should try it.
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Stima zimerudi jus in time.
Thank you KPLC
Jun 15
There will be serious talents on display in this game and half of them won’t be on the pitch..
camera man has one job!!
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Jun 14
For the first time in Kenya's history,the government wants to choose the opposition's presidential candidate 😂😂😂
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Plus de 50 000 personnes ont déjà signé la pétition visant à attirer l’attention de la FIFA et de la Commission des arbitres sur certaines décisions prises par Mustapha Ghorbal lors du match Haïti–Écosse, disputé le samedi 13 juin 2026.
« Les Grenadiers méritent justice » 🇭🇹
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Jun 13
Mais on s’en fou tellement 😂, la CIV a organisé le Cameroun aussi l’Afrique du Sud et c’était mille fois mieux qu’au Maroc
Avec ou sans vous on organise ça bien
Jun 13
🔴 Fouzi Lekjaa, président de la Fédération Marocaine : « 𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗡𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘́𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗥𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗨𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗥 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘́𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗘, 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝗤𝗨’𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗜𝗧 ! ❌️
Si d’autres pays souhaitent les organiser, libre à eux. »
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Timeline is getting flooded 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻
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🚨 KENYAN CITIZENSHIP FOR SALE
Investigations show government official employed at the National Registration Bureau are selling Kenyan citizenship for a paltry $100 to foreigners.
Foreigners that are exploring this corruption are mostly from Somalia, Burundi and Rwanda.
Reports of Sudanese (both North and South) and others too enjoy the privileges of corruption endemic in the East African nation.
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Mene mene ... ...
Jun 15
Ruto reveals Raila had a different choice for Treasury CS under the Broad-Based Government
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Jun 15
Your rights were violated but we cannot identify who amongst us was responsible. However, take this small bribe and let it go. This argument is based upon precedent.
Compensation for protest victims begins next week, Panel of Experts on Compensation chairperson Prof Makau Mutua says verification of 1,101 victims ongoing.
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