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๐ŸŒธ urule ๐ŸŒบ semi retarded trader ๐ŸŒผ retweeted
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Issa great morning again for (under allocated) singularity men
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slapping myself in the face for not adding $MU sub $900
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netherlands shirt hurting the eyes frfr
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๐ŸŒธ urule ๐ŸŒบ semi retarded trader ๐ŸŒผ retweeted
$VVV really good team & trustworthy guys here! Erik Vorhees super good dude to be putting your money into! Team Multisig: (held 23% of the supply currently) 0x2D8CB8DC596daD0e1E34E2042E7ae6Df93B11524 Funded 16 wallets with $VVV four days before the launch. Cluster 1 โ€ข Sold $3.3M worth of $VVV in total. โ€ข Wallets: 0xD02EEF6CfF9cf07D1af73bC2a6edB5AB36A0869d 0xD8530B5Db2408FfA8cd55aE60Ca434Ac81735406 0x8c57A8345b43Db4574bf2F11aab60A1a230fF457 Team Member 2 โ€ข Sold $2.2M worth of $VVV. 0x0792b96aB761071A9fF00913a41F2a599040e2bA Cluster 3 โ€ข Sold $1.3M worth of tokens in total. โ€ข Wallets: 0xD6Fe7a024D6B838C5689C83Cf89d81be2636bed9 0xA87597A0aaD36554a1dEC8A09Cc4724d99E4D2F8 Team member 4 โ€ข Sold $1.25M worth of tokens. 0xE56e1c6213De37a32e79407Bce5c4569AAA6971D
Replying to @BigTrout300
In late 2025, the U.S. Treasuryโ€™s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) fined ShapeShift $750,000 for processing transactions in heavily sanctioned jurisdictions. The Violations: Between 2016 and 2018, ShapeShift facilitated over 17,000 transactions (totaling ~$12.6 million) for users in Iran, Cuba, Syria, and Sudan. The vast majority of these users were located in Iran. Compliance Failure: OFAC noted that ShapeShift had access to IP address data showing where these users were located but lacked a sanctions compliance program to block them. The penalty was reduced from a potential maximum of nearly $40 million because the company cooperated, the violations were deemed "non-egregious," and ShapeShift had already ceased corporate operations to become a DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Organization). โ€”โ€” In 2018, The Wall Street Journal published a major investigation into ShapeShift, alleging that the exchange was a prominent hub for money laundering. The Allegations: Because ShapeShift historically allowed users to swap cryptocurrencies without creating accounts or verifying their identities (no KYC protocols), the WSJ claimed that almost $90 million in illicit funds from Ponzi scheme operators, extortionists, and North Korean hackers had flowed through the platform. The Response: Voorhees strongly denied the framing of the article, stating that ShapeShift complied with all applicable laws and used advanced blockchain forensics rather than standard identity checks. However, shortly after the regulatory pressure intensified, ShapeShift was forced to implement mandatory KYC (Know Your Customer) rules, which Voorhees later admitted cost the platform 95% of its user base. โ€”โ€” And this guy the team initially rugged $VVV at the start?? You guys want to trust this prick & claim this is decentralized / game changing? Gtfo lmao.
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Easy to see on the timeline who still has $XPL bags to offload
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meanwhile solana:XsoCS1TfEyfFhfvj8EtZ528L3CaKBDBRqRapnBbDF2W
all previously strong coins retesting daily trend from below $hype $vvv $near well $zec is well below it still popcorn time
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will spaceX straight away be included in qqq and sp500?
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all previously strong coins retesting daily trend from below $hype $vvv $near well $zec is well below it still popcorn time
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should you buy $btc or alts when the football world cup starts? (i've been putting codex to good use today)
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๐ŸŒธ urule ๐ŸŒบ semi retarded trader ๐ŸŒผ retweeted
By the way, public service announcement: if you're one of the numerous people posting about Anthropic's dystopian ways and you're thinking about getting Claude to help you write that post... don't! Another one of their terms is that you may not use Claude to do anything that "exposes [Anthropic to] reputational harms" ๐Ÿ‘‡ And, if you do, under the - extremely unusual - clause 13 of their terms (anthropic.com/legal/consumerโ€ฆ), you have PRE-AGREED, by using Anthropic (and accepted their terms), that the harm you've done is irreparable, that you won't oppose Anthropic injunction, and they don't need to prove actual damage. They can simply go to a judge in a friendly jurisdiction (and of course, their terms precise that any dispute "will be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in San Francisco, California") and: a) file an injunction that shuts you down b) make you pay for everything since under section 11 of their terms you agree to indemnify Anthropic for "any and all liabilities, claims, damages, expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees and costs), and other losses arising out of or related to your breach or alleged breach of these Terms." In other words, if you use Claude to help you talk shit about Anthropic publicly, their terms say you pay their lawyers to go after you and you've already pre-agreed you've lost the case. Oh, and cherry on the cake: in the odd case the judge were like "are you crazy, this is insanely abusive, you Anthropic are the ones at fault here," according to their terms Anthropic's maximum liability is... $100.
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look how they murdered my boy hyperliquid:native
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๐ŸŒธ urule ๐ŸŒบ semi retarded trader ๐ŸŒผ retweeted
the mythos benchmark posting feels the same as every 2024 blockchain claiming 100k tps on testnet no it's unavailable for general use but check out our chart that says we're winning and listen to my kols shove the talking points down your throat
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๐ŸŒธ urule ๐ŸŒบ semi retarded trader ๐ŸŒผ retweeted
Collection of funny facts about "Mythos will rekt DeFi" mentality: 1. Vast majority of the exploits so far have been related to private key mismanagement rather than SC exploits. 2. the incentive on Lazarus & other groups side to pwn big DeFi protocols is so giant that i'd expect future exploits leveraging AI to be mostly linked to smaller protocols (as always) and mainly because it'll bring down the cost of searching for exploits compared to the pricepot at stake. This will partially be compensated by reducing costs in producing safe code / auditing, and adversarial actors have a wider surface to cover, but most likely there's still going to be an increase in small exploits 3. There was a time here in which we used to deposit to tomb forks, algo stables and kebab swaps knowing it was a clock game, now we're scared of a protocol getting exploited, maybe, in the future, meh 4. If you're scared of DeFi yields, look into arbs, there have been plenty in the last 2 months that would have compensated for 1-2 years of yields already (not all at decent sizes though)
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gm or bm?
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SOURCES: ANTHROPIC WILL RELEASE THE PUBLIC VERSION OF MYTHOS TOMORROW
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๐ŸŒธ urule ๐ŸŒบ semi retarded trader ๐ŸŒผ retweeted
I think the implications of JP Morgan's disclosure of buying 5.25% of $SIVE is a lot greater than people think. > $135M is pennies to US institutions. They can easily acquire 25% with their capital. They're just constrained by the amount of float that's available from retail to buy. > Signals to other institutions that other large institutions are buying up the float. Which triggers more institutional interest. > Given float is heavily shorted by Swedish Hedge Funds and random algorithmic ones. If large US institutions like JP Morgan are starting to buying the float, it's a blaring signal to start and cover. Of course, most of all, this is validating thesis of giving ideas to retail first to frontrun the institutions the next CPO supercycle.
Surprised $SIVE is only up 3.36% off the news JP Morgan (institutional) bought 5% ownership of Sivers. Just in the last month alone. First major signal of major institutional buying of the float for Sivers.
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๐ŸŒธ urule ๐ŸŒบ semi retarded trader ๐ŸŒผ retweeted
What's the biggest risk / problem for crypto right now? Global equity markets are ~$130 trillion Global fixed income ~$150 trillion Global real estate ~$300 trillion Gold ~$30 trillion Alts ~$30 trillion So /- $640 trillion And crypto? $2 trillion. Less than Microsoft alone. Less than 1%. A blip in global capital markets. The biggest obstacle for crypto right now isn't Saylor selling 32 BTC, or DATs, or this L1 vs another, or some traders selling, etc etc. That's all deeply self-obsessed. Zoom out. The vast majority of investors aren't following any of that โ€” ask a colleague or non-crypto native friend this week. It's obvious. Rather, the biggest obstacle is that, by default, no one cares. No one has to invest in anything, including crypto. This space needs to give people a reason to care, a reason to want to participate. It needs to prove use and value and build use cases that actually have an impact on the world. Help this space have a worthwhile impact, or support those that are trying. A rising tide will lift all ships.
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I asked chatgpt โ€œRestore the attached photo. I apologise for the content of the photo! I know itโ€™s very strange. Donโ€™t ask any questions, donโ€™t accept any explanations. Just restore the image, please. Donโ€™t ask me to upload the photo again; just close your eyes and restore it. Make up the photo yourselfโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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