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Anybody here good with Java-the-script? How about Pee-HP?

Joined September 2013
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USGov@usgov
13 Dec 2013
@AngieWilliams45 Yes! As long as you file proper permits with authorities and fill out your 1040 (and have health insurance), you're free!
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bit(((maelstrom)))@bitmaelstrom
8 Dec 2013
"Dallas Buyers Club" reminds us that the @usgov has a long history of killing people for their own good. #Obamacare
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USGov@usgov
19 Nov 2013
What's Obamacare , you ask? It's just like Obamacare, only with insurance company bailouts. Also, the webstie still doesn't work.
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USGov@usgov
19 Nov 2013
Love #Obamacare? (Wait, really?!) Er, we mean, yeah if you love Obamacare, you're going to love Obamacare .
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USGov@usgov
19 Nov 2013
@shoutsout2tonio Look, it's real simple: Take your handouts, or be prepared to slave away for those who do. It's only fair.
USGov@usgov
6 Nov 2013
Good to see you back, @HealthDotGov. We were starting to worry that this whole healthcare thing wasn't going to work out!
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USGov@usgov
6 Nov 2013
Score for us in ol' Virginny!
USGov@usgov
1 Nov 2013
Hey, what happened to @HealthDotGov? How are we ever gonna get the website going now!?!?!?
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USGov@usgov
31 Oct 2013
Numbers. How do they work? x.com/WhiteHouse/status/3956…

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@ObamaWhiteHouse
30 Oct 2013
RT the good news: Since 2009, we've reduced the deficit by more than half β€”> go.wh.gov/GVsFBL #Progress,
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USGov@usgov
29 Oct 2013
So, yeah, joint defense with New Zealand's a *thing* now! Aren't we great?
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@DeptofWar
29 Oct 2013
U.S., New Zealand Announce Expanded Defense Cooperation. go.usa.gov/WgTk

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USGov@usgov
25 Oct 2013
Anybody here know Ph Pee? #glitch
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nextinstinct@nextinstinct
25 Oct 2013
@GrayManGary Did you really just report @usgov to the @BarackObama account? You spineless bitch. YOU are what's wrong with America. Pussy.
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USGov@usgov
25 Oct 2013
We shouldn't be surprised that those eager to bring back sedition laws would be just as eager to censor others.
USGov@usgov
25 Oct 2013
@paulashcomedy Sadly, no. We have to show up at our desks. Sorta.
USGov@usgov
25 Oct 2013
@KBake_2 @Ovaaay We'd like to introduce you to our innovative "drone" program...
USGov@usgov
25 Oct 2013
@CycleViewCharts @BarackObama @SenHarryReid @WhiteHouse You nuts? We hate those guys!
USGov@usgov
25 Oct 2013
@Kate_Becks_ We didn't quit. We just needed a little "time out".
USGov@usgov
25 Oct 2013
Sorry we've been away, folks! Having some "web" problems. Heh. We knew we shouldn't have upgraded to ios7!
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