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There's no woman who i have seen flex stack of cash who isn't a whore.
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We are getting to the point where a man wanting to fuck his wife is considered a bad thing. Genuinely don’t think we’ve ever had this much of a brain rot in human history before.
Jun 12
Wives start to recoil from their husband's touch when the only reason he touches her is because he wants to fuck her, FYI.
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Jun 14
“Oya mwanao huyo anakuja”😆😆😆
Jun 13
I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate
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Jun 13
Me after going raw with a random girl I just met.
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Jun 14
75 years old Stellan Skarsgård, excellent actor, never won an Oscar. 💔
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plenty time to find love
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Who the fuck drew this
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Jun 13
So we buy a miltary tank?
Jun 13
As a man why are you driving Harrier new model or Mazda CX 5 because i find those cars looking so girlish
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Jun 14
to some dis a lifestyle bc tf is dis
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If you tell her this is why you want to break up, she would go tell her friends you broke up over shawarma.
Jun 12
I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.
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Jun 13
another reason to call your ex right here
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Jun 10
Clear Liquid Glass home screen looks so appetizing to look at. Reminds me of fresh precum.
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Yo @realmadrid
Jun 12
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United are WARY of Real Madrid making a move for Mateus Fernandes.
But as things stand, Manchester United are LEADING THE RACE. @TeleFootball
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Jun 12
yea but ima still pick head every other day
Jun 11
yea sex is cool but have you ever discovered a popular artist before they got big and then watched them grow
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women are funny people
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