Retired twitter debate champion
Joined April 2022
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“You know, I am the one” 😎😆
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Jun 13
The dark monarch being fed evil sauce before being sealed once again in his chambers
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Jun 13
Texas allows constitutional carry, yet James Harden was arrested because his legally owned firearm wasn’t in a holster in his vehicle.
The government has no business micromanaging how a law-abiding citizen secures their own gun.
Cleveland Cavaliers player James Harden was arrested on Saturday in Houston on a misdemeanor charge of unlawful carrying of a weapon in a motor vehicle, according to the Harris County District Clerk’s Office. cnn.it/4ooGexQ
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Jun 12
Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:
Jun 12
🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Jun 13
we’re all hate watching usa right
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Jun 12
Breslow Babble™
Mickey Gasper leading off isn’t a lineup decision. It’s a post-Moneyball, catcher-adjacent, switch-hitting ambiguity lever engineered to disrupt Jack Leiter’s first-inning proprioceptive sequencing.
By elevating Mickey into the one-hole, we’re maximizing top-order epistemological friction, platoon-fluid uncertainty, and pre-pitch cognitive tax.
We see an undervalued biomechanical run-creation node with asymmetrical batter-box optionality.
Jun 12
Mickey Gasper leads off on a Fenway Friday:
Gasper DH, Rafaela CF, Abreu RF, Contreras 1B, Duran LF, Durbin 3B, Kiner-Falefa 2B, Mayer SS, Wong C
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Jun 12
“The Nordics? Great people. Tremendous people. Very tall. Everybody talks about the Zeta Reticuli aliens, total disaster, low energy. But the Nordics? Incredible. Beautiful spacecraft. The best spacecraft. Frankly, they’ve never seen interdimensional trade deals like mine.”
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Jun 11
Walking home from school on a random day and then seeing this but only once and never again
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A photographer's chances ended up creating the most memorable image of his career ❤️
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Jun 11
how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet
Jun 11
“i’m dying out here in this fucked up country ass town”
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Jun 10
sometimes you see something new, that you didn't even know you needed
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Jun 11
insane
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KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN. KNICKS WIN.
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FINAL: Off Day 6, Red Sox 1
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You take De'Aaron Fox's brain and put it in a bird he's gonna bark
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Jun 10
Animaris Rex is an 18-metre-long walking 'beach animal' propelled by the wind, created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering.
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Jun 9
Recap of Twitter these past few days
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The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.
Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.
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