Chaos Goblin. Please don’t follow me. You’ll regret it.

Joined October 2020
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Somebody has to be the richest person on the planet. The fact that it’s the guy who popularized electric cars, made rockets reusable, and is working on curing blindness and paraplegia as a side quest seems fair to me.
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It should alarm every Canadian that the primary use the Liberals have made of their new, backroom, bribe-bought majority has been to ram through legislation that censors the internet, spies on citizens, and lays the groundwork for a virtual surveillance state.
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Imagine remembering your loved one for the hatred they had towards Trump instead of celebrating their life. This family is retarded.
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Fuck you.
The vandalism of a school in Edmonton with anti-Muslim graffiti is shameful and unacceptable. Islamophobia and hate have no place in our communities—especially when they target places children attend. I support a full investigation to hold those responsible accountable.
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Every socialist policy boils down to taxing stuff and banning stuff. That’s it. That’s all they’ve got.
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All four of these men are: ...trying to control the internet ...censor & suppress opposition ...flooding their nations with incompatible immigrants ...standing members of the World Economic Forum ...and wouldn't you know it - they all come from privileged families.
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If you want a dog like this, first off, you’re going to need a Belgian Malinois. They are essentially the Ferraris of the dog world. But good luck having the patience to slowly train them. It takes a massive amount of time, and you basically need the dedication of a full-time dog trainer to chain all those complex behaviors together. Once you actually get them to this level, though? They treat training sessions like a trip to the amusement park. Their work drive is so insane that they are genuinely enjoying the absolute hell out of it.
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1500 S Atlantic Ave Daytona Beach Florida 32118 You won’t get the first sentence out of your mouth when you get here. A lot of you fat fucks are way too comfortable behind a key board.
Replying to @smcroasters
You sound upset that you were wrong...you're a pussy
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I’m not a tech person so maybe this is dumb but isnt it easier to create a “children’s phone” at point of sale so you get a phone with built-in restrictions rather than asking every single person in the country whether they are over 16 or not through hackable digital ID software?
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Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:
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🇨🇦 Canadian fans booed the 🇺🇸American flag at the FIFA World Cup opening ceremony. At UFC 250, American fans stopped everything and sang the Canadian national anthem for Aiemann Zahabi. No prompting. No politics. Just respect. That’s the difference between a crowd following a politician’s grudge and a crowd that actually likes their neighbour. Trudeau taught Canadians to boo. Americans just taught us what class looks like.🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇺🇸👏 #WorldCup2026 #UFC250 #cdnpoli
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Useful list in the event you find the govt you’re currently living under trying to restrict you online. Don’t worry if you don’t know what to do. You can find easy instructions for most on youtube or elsewhere.
github.com/anderspitman/awes… If you're in Canada or the UK or any of the countries attempting to impose restrictions for identity or age; Immediately clone/cope this repo to an offline drive somewhere you can still easily access. Keep it safe, you may need it in the future. If you don't have it at least kept somewhere after everything's in place it's already too late for you.
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Make sure every child in the UK knows it was the was Labour Party that banned them from YouTube and X. Brand a hatred for big brother Labour deep inside their brains and hearts forever.
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Fans at UFC 250 acted with class. They proudly sang O Canada for Aiemann Zahabi. Meanwhile, the “Elbows Up” crowd at the FIFA World Cup game in Toronto booed the U.S. anthem. One side acted petty. The other showed respect. That says a lot. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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If you want to live under socialism, nothing is stopping you! You can move to Cuba or Venezuela right now. Or, buy a farm and start a socialist commune. There have been hundreds of such projects in history, and they always fail within a year. But that wasn’t “real” socialism; they didn't actually read Marx, but you have. Stop posting shit on social media and vote with your feet and wallet!
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The President paid to get the epic flyover UFC photo, and it was well worth whatever it cost. But stop to consider that he got this picture for free.
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Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire hasn’t taken anything away from your slice of the pie. Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire has expanded the total size of the pie. This really shouldn’t be difficult to grasp.
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Sometimes I look back on all of the woke people that once comprised my social circle and wonder how they don’t see themselves as the brainwashed, pro-establishment, intolerant puritans that they are.
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Governments annually confiscate way more than the amount of wealth Elon has and have not managed to fix a single thing y'all are whining about, so please fuck off.
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