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You know what was great about Siskel & Ebert? They didn't spend half of every episode analyzing box office and pretending to be industry insiders. They just watched the movies and talked about their reactions.
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I have been advocating for this for many years
May 4
Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs? Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage. One is ready today. The next one is ready tomorrow. The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.” Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem. What do you think? Would you prefer your bananas this way?
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Classical Music™️ going 😬
Apr 26
One of the weirdest inversions of the 21st century is that organisations "try to appeal to the youth" by presenting themselves as unserious and childish rather than creating a serious, prestigious image that the youth can hope to attain if they join.
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This will either win Cate a third Oscar or be a terrible gay camp classic, nothing in between
Cate Blanchett will play Martha Stewart in an upcoming biopic.
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modern musical movies are bad because the filmmakers are embarrassed to be making musicals. musical movies are some of the greatest films of all time but they must be made with a respect for both the mediums of film and musical theater
Apr 6
musicals are one of the worst film genres
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The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon
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It’s crazy that we don’t impose harsher punishments on people with license plate covers — they’re saying “the rules don’t apply to me.” Driving is a privilege, not a right, and if you don’t meticulously follow the law, it should be very easy to lose that privilege.
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It's not a major issue but I'd like to see Congress take up copyright reform. 95 years is absurd. Anything produced prior to 1960 should be public domain.
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Hangman is a lovely childhood game where you slowly draw a man kiling himself if another kid can't read your mind.
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as English speakers we have to sort out the 'had had' situation. it's frankly embarrassing to the language
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i love how you have to whisper in a library. there should be more whisper-only spaces. speak softly if you must speak at all
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Heated Rivalry but set at the Curtis Institute of Music in the 1930s with Samuel Barber and Gian Carlo Menotti as the protagonists
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Why did Christopher Robin imagine his stuffed donkey had clinical depression.
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Teaser tráiler de Amarga Navidad, de Pedro Almodóvar. Con Bárbara Lennie, Leonardo Sbaraglia, Aitana Sánchez-Gijón,Victoria Luengo, Patrick Criado, Milena Smit,Quim Gutiérrez, Rossy de Palma,Carmen Machi y Gloria Muñoz. El 20 de marzo en cines

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16 Dec 2025
As a mature adult, it’s very important to hate a font, and the people who use that font, with an irrational intensity
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i don't freak unless froken to
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28 Nov 2025
Today — of all days — I give thanks for the fact that a bit of my music was used in this excellent documentary currently being aired on several European TV channels. “L'adieu à la viande: la grande histoire des végétariens” “Vegetarians: The Great Odyssey”
28 Oct 2025
🍊🥬🥕 Sur @ARTEfr le 22.11 / en ligne dès le 15: "L'adieu à la viande, la grande histoire des végétariens" : une enquête historique passionnante sur toutes les facettes de cette pratique alimentaire plurimillénaire. #Histoire #Santé #Végétarien Le CP ➡ tinyurl.com/3k53de2f
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You cannot tell where someone went to college by their prose style, with one total exception: The University of Chicago.
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Congestion pricing is the ozempic of urban traffic and almost every city in America should take it.
16 Nov 2025
After congestion pricing, here's what happened to commercial vehicle travel times in lower Manhattan: 44% were faster 40% stayed the same 16% got worse It's funny that people groan about this being a government failure, because if the transportation system was privatized, the fee for solo driving during busy hours would be much higher than $9 and commercial deliveries would never be late. And to be clear, my ideal scenario is privatization. People get used to living on subsidized car infrastructure, so they have no idea how much it really costs to maintain a system. That's why a $9 toll is so offensive to them.
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