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Joined September 2015
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Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Jun 12
I wish avoiding someone as teammate killed them in real life
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Incredible innovations in airline ticketing are happening in New Zealand
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Jun 9
This is how it feels to open discord in public
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" dam dawg maybe i was trippen "
Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo
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Jun 9
reminder that a lot of yall might have dangerous stuff on your computer. the most common way of getting it is when installing fortnite it’ll have you install “epic games launcher” which is malware.
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Jun 8
proper 🛎️end. don’t even joke lad.
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Chase. Every. Millisecond.
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Jun 3
Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.
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Jun 3
I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.
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Jun 3
Today I finally achieved a lifelong dream.
I bought a Ferrari.
But once I got my hands on it, I didn’t do anything for hours.
My mum said “Why aren’t you doing anything?”
Little did she know…
I was paying homage to the man who did nothing in a Ferrari for 10 years ❤️
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