Ordinary Midwestern smart ass. Equality not out of personal interest, but b/c the alternative pisses me off! care for animals & antiquities Chiefs fan Team Pete
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Warning ⚠️ potty mouth frequently in use, please be aware. Also I savage fake Christians, not all just fake but I don’t always specify.
👩🚒Forewarned is forearmed.🚨
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When the 🍊🤡was first elected I predicted he would ;
- get us in a war
- destroy women's rights
- destroy the constitution
- steal everything he could for his family and friends
The only thing I didn't predict was f-ing up every National Monument & Park
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Am I surprised? No.
DJT and his clown show administration are the definition of fecklessness and gross incompetence… 🤦🏻♀️🙄🤷🏻♀️
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My summary. Comments?
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Jun 17
Holy shit this is bad.
Strait of Hormuz = free transit for 60 days, after that it’s up to Iran and Oman
Nothing on missiles.
All Iranian sanctions removed.
$300 billion to Iran on top of releasing all frozen funds.
We didn’t win a single point. Holy shit.
Jun 17
BREAKING: The US has released the full 14-point memorandum with Iran. It outlines sweeping commitments that would fundamentally reshape U.S. policy toward Iran, including sanctions relief, the release of frozen assets, a $300 billion reconstruction commitment, changes to U.S. military deployments, and a framework for broader negotiations.
The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran have jointly agreed in good faith on [ __ date] on the following:
1 — The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran and their allies in the current war are signing this MOU to declare the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon, and undertake from now on not to initiate any war or any military operation against each other, and to refrain from the threat or use of force against each other, and ensuring the territorial integrity and sovereignty of Lebanon. The final deal will confirm the permanent termination of the war on all fronts, including in Lebanon and other provisions of this paragraph.
2 — The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran undertake to respect each other’s sovereignty and territorial integrity and to refrain from interfering in each other’s internal affairs.
3 — The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran commit to negotiating and achieving the final deal in maximum 60 days, extendable with mutual consent.
4 — Immediately upon the signing of this MOU, the United States of America will begin the removal of its naval blockade and any disturbances or impediments against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and will fully end the naval blockade within 30 days. During this period, the traffic of vessels will be in proportion to the numbers of pre-war traffic being restored by the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States of America further undertakes to remove its forces from the proximity of the Islamic Republic of Iran within 30 days after the final deal.
5 — Upon the signing of this MOU, the Islamic Republic of Iran will make arrangements using its best efforts for the safe passage of commercial vessels with no charge, for 60 days only, from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa. The traffic of commercial vessels will immediately start, and considering the need for removing the technical and military obstacles, and demining by the Islamic Republic of Iran will be instated within 30 days. The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialog with the Sultanate of Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz in discussion with other Persian Gulf littoral states in line with the applicable international law and the sovereign rights of coastal states of the Strait of Hormuz.
6 — The United States of America undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with at least USD 300 billion for the reconstruction and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The mechanism for the implementation of this plan will be finalized as part of a final deal within 60 days. All required licenses, waivers and permissions needed for the relevant financial transactions will be granted by the United States of America.
7 — The United States of America undertakes to terminate all types of sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, including the United Nations Security Council resolutions, IAEA Board of Governors resolutions, and all unilateral US sanctions, primary and secondary, in an agreed upon schedule as part of the final deal. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America acknowledge the critical importance of the sanctions termination issue above mentioned, and expressed their intentions to immediately address these issues in the negotiations in order to achieve mutual agreement on them.
8 — The Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran have agreed to resolve the disposition of stockpiled enriched material pursuant to a mechanism that will be mutually agreed upon in accordance with the schedule mentioned in paragraph seven, with the minimum methodology to be down blended on site under the supervision of the IAEA. The two parties also agreed to discuss the issue of enrichment and other mutually agreed matters related to the Islamic Republic of Iran’s nuclear needs, based on a satisfactory framework being agreed upon in the final deal. The final deal will confirm the provisions of this paragraph. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran acknowledge the critical importance of the nuclear issues above mentioned. They express their intention to immediately address these issues in the negotiations in order to achieve mutual agreement on them.
9 — Pending the final deal, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree to maintain the status quo. The Islamic Republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, and the United States of America will not impose any new sanctions and will not deploy additional forces in the region.
10 — The United States of America undertakes that immediately upon the signing of this MOU and until the termination of sanctions, US Department of Treasury will issue waivers for the export of Iranian crude oil, petroleum products and derivatives, and all associated services, including banking transactions, insurances, transportation, etc.
11 — The United States of America undertakes to make fully available for use the frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran upon the implementation of this MOU. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran will mutually agree on the procedures related to the release of these funds during negotiations. Such funds, whether retained in the original account or transferred, shall be made fully usable for payment to any ultimate beneficiary designated by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States of America undertakes to issue all necessary licenses and authorizations accordingly.
12 — The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree that an executive mechanism will be established to monitor the successful implementation of this MOU and the future compliance of the final deal.
13 — After signing this MOU, and subject to the beginning of the implementation of paragraphs 1, 4, 5, 10 and 11 of this MOU, and the continuing implementation of these measures, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran will start negotiations regarding the final deal exclusively on the other paragraphs.
14 — The final deal will be endorsed by a binding UNSC resolution.
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This is what we got after Trump spent $14 million of taxpayer money to renovate the Reflecting Pool. Only 2 weeks after completion, it’s a neon green swamp full of algae with the blue coating disintegrating! 😡 Trump gave his billionaire buddy who specializes in culverts, pipes and roofs, NOT pools, a lucrative, no-bid contract. This is a waste of Ramona. 😡
Holy shit!! There are huge chunks of blue paint coming off the reflecting pool already…
It seems the peroxide loosened things up, yikes!!
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE.
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Jun 16
Wow! Raskin just sent Kash Patel this letter. It’s umm… interesting. Read it twice. 👀
The House Judiciary minority says Patel has handed out more than $1 million in “bonus” payments to agents on his Director’s Advisory Team and his security detail. The letter calls it a personal slush fund.
Here’s the mechanism. Federal pay is capped by statute. The letter alleges Patel routed money around that cap. Nearly $8,000 per agent, every two-week pay period. Some collected five in a row. Roughly $40,000 each.
Then the accounts ran dry. Raskin says some of the payments bounced.
Who got paid? The letter points to the unit NOTUS reported as the “Payback Squad.” And it ties the cash to silence, alleging agents were polygraphed over whether they helped cover up Patel’s drinking.
Now the other column. The agents he fired include an FBI Medal of Valor recipient, the official who led the Jan 6 law enforcement response, a Marine combat veteran cut weeks after his wife died of cancer, and a counterintelligence unit that tracked Iranian threats.
Reward the loyal. Purge the rest.
Raskin wants every bonus, every authorization, and every legal memo on whether this broke federal law. Deadline June 29.
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Jun 13
🚨 BREAKING
Just weeks after Trump's $14 million Reflecting Pool makeover, algae is already appearing in the water.
To be clear:
Algae isn't proof that the motorcade caused damage.
But algae is often a symptom of a system that isn't functioning as designed.
The Reflecting Pool has a long history of leaks, broken pipes, circulation failures, and stagnant water. Those conditions repeatedly produced algae blooms before the latest renovation.
That's what makes this development noteworthy.
The same project that was supposed to stop leaks and improve performance has already experienced documented reports of bubbles, pinholes, uneven coating, and rework during construction.
And we all watched a presidential motorcade drive across the basin while resurfacing work was underway.
Any contractor facing future questions about leaks, circulation problems, coating failures, or algae growth now has an obvious response:
"You drove armored vehicles across the work."
Whether that caused damage or not, it creates exactly the kind of intervening event contractors point to when limiting warranty responsibility.
The irony is difficult to miss.
A project sold as a fast fix for chronic water-management problems is now showing one of the most visible warning signs of poor circulation and stagnant conditions:
Algae.
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Jun 13
A considerable amount of algae continues to resurface in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool days after the MAGA regime’s disastrous wasteful renovation. $14.2M down the toilet.
This is what happens when you give a criminal power instead of putting him in jail where he belongs.
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LMAOOO, trump WASTED $14 million taxpayer dollars on painting the reflecting pool "American Blue" and it already has American green algae in it after a week.
Please investigate how much of a kickback the Grifter in Chief got.🚨
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Jun 13
It’s been a few days and this is what the reflecting pool looks like.
Why so much algae? It’s simple.
The resurfacing project has made the bottom of the pool substantially darker, absorbing more heat. With higher water temps, algae grows much faster.
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Jun 14
No money for healthcare
No money for cancer research
No money for school lunch
No money for teachers
No money for child care
But...
Endless money for bombs, war, ballrooms, UFC fights, "triumphal" arches, and repainting a reflecting pool to accomplish nothing
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Just more Trump shitting on Obama
he failed to give an alternative to ACA
he failed to make the reflecting pool any better
and he fails to get a better deal than Obama had with Iran
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Jun 13
Wonder How much this Little adventure cost. só much for doge: costly war backtracking superior Obama-era sanctions, 50 bn for the excentric argentinian president, changing the colour of the DC pool blue, knocking down part of the WH. Clearly the rapist is on an efficiency drive.
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Jun 13
Someone should go and rename Trump's tower as Obama tower . That would really piss off the tango man.
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Now to remove his stain, filth & corruption from the rest of America!!
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Jun 12
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah. Gotta make sure those minorities aren’t recognized for their contributions to the country.
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