Dad. I am not a cyclist. Certified Crazy Person. Accomplished Public Swimmer. #lotsofreasonstosmile #ADHD #friendlyasf***

Joined January 2020
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12 Sep 2024
Nice day for splish splashing! ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿฆ† ๐Ÿ˜Š #yycbike. #bicycle #ebike
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30 Aug 2024
Not so unimaginable to any person who rides a bike regularly.... #tragic #fuck.
Former Calgary Flames winger Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew are dead following an โ€œunimaginable tragedy,โ€ according to the Columbus Blue Jackets. READ MORE: trib.al/T8wb07J trib.al/T8wb07J
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3 Aug 2024
Tunnel walks ๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ wit @MarthaStewart !! Dressage ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ #FollowTheDogg
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Air Fryer is the single most life-changing gadget purchase I've ever made. I can cook really good food now, really cheaply. I can eat really well now, without wasting money on delivery or takeout. I feel like the air fryer is what the microwave wishes it was.
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The average 4-year-old laughs 300 times a day. The average 40-year-old laughs just four times a day.
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31 Jul 2024
Calgary driver runs red light, flips truck over
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Happy birthday to you #yycbike ๐ŸŽ‰ Come out and celebrate!
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A world built for cars has made life much harder for adults. We end up supervising or driving our kids. Story below, no paywall, on how play streets can change this. So can @LetGrowOrg, which is renormalizing kids' independence & free play. theatlantic.com/family/archiโ€ฆ
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30 Jul 2024
Itโ€™s a numbers game
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Meanwhile in Calgary in broad daylight
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29 Jul 2024
This is what led to a person on a bike dying in Toronto last week... #yycbike. @CWalcottYYC @bikecalgary No detour.
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29 Jul 2024
A reminder, for those of us who are lucky enough to need it, that to โ€˜beekโ€™, from Scots, is to bask in the warmth of the sun.
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Our biggest knife sale yet is about to kick off this upcoming saturday (Aug 3rd) which is also our 10 year anniversary party date! It's gonna be 10 days of madness and we can't wait for you nice folks to see all the deals we're gonna be doing. Let's party!!!!!!!!!!!!
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27 Jul 2024
Letโ€™s get it ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ tune in everyday yall #FollowTheDogg #ParisOlympics
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Oh yeah, Happy Critical Mass Friday to those who celebrate ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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26 Jul 2024
Did somethin today. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ #FollowTheDogg
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26 Jul 2024
Yay! ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿšฒ ๐Ÿ˜Š
The forecast is calling for moderate air quality so we will ride! See you soon #yycbike
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Hey yโ€™all, if the air quality sucks on Friday, Critical Mass will be cancelled. This will be a game day decision so stay tuned. For now, stay safe out there, friends ๐Ÿ’– #yycbike
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