Internet computer man. Beware of even cheaper imitations.
Joined April 2010
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5 May 2016
Folks, I’d like to say that I don’t drink at night, that’s not why the tweets get weird. The tweets get weird because
i m w e i r d
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Armand Zerilli retweeted
24 May 2019
"ladies and gentlemen"
❌ unnecessarily gendered
❌ overly formal
❌ lengthy
❌ honestly i'm already dozing off
"cowards"
✔️inclusive to all genders
✔️casual and fun
✔️short and to the point
✔️exciting and dynamic
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27 May 2019
jerry seinfeld on his back porch grilling exactly one vegan hotdog on extremely low heat for two hours
every five minutes he thinks to himself: cars AND coffee? damn i'm good
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Armand Zerilli retweeted
24 Apr 2019
who called it DJing instead of banger management
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23 Apr 2019
The neighbors are keeping me up oh my God I am about ready to wrap my lips around a lightbulb and chew
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11 Apr 2019
In October of 2017, me and my coachmates passed a couple hours on Amtrak with Janeane Garofalo. Best time I’ve ever had on the Lake Shore Limited.
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3 Apr 2019
None of you rascals had better mess with me today. I just solved a programming problem I’ve been stuck on for two days and I’m feeling very powerful, like a bulldozer, or a space shuttle.
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7 Mar 2019
Poor spatial reasoning means I had to shift a 7-segment and the EEPROM down a bit to make room for the line selector. Have to flash the sucker again and do a liiitle more wiring but we’re close
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7 Mar 2019
Got a lil of this junk wired up. The Chip Computer project lurches on
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Armand Zerilli retweeted
3 Mar 2019
Is this the best timed TV sequence ever?
James Burke covering live the Apollo 11 mission for the BBC in 1969.
ht @bluedotfestival
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Armand Zerilli retweeted
25 Feb 2019
Presenting the greatest chart in history
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24 Feb 2019
When you’re in the airport early in the morning, all the darkness outside the glass makes it feel like a spaceship, and that is the only cool thing about airports
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22 Feb 2019
you know the thing that sucks about these LED lightbulbs is when you unscrew a dead one and yell “10,000 hours my fucking ass” and whip them at the wall, they are made of plastic, and they ricochet back at you instead of breaking into a billion satisfying pieces as you‘d expect
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24 Jan 2019
i'm not very good at SSBU, but i am reasonably good at taxes, so this is my tier list
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5 Jan 2019
Michael Crichton’s feedback on @chipkidd’s Jurassic Park cover, 1991. Best fax ever.
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Armand Zerilli retweeted
14 Mar 2018
are you unsatisfied with current debates regarding what is or is not a sandwich? you should try using the cube rule for identifying what you’re eating!
examples:
- pizza is a toast
- lasagna is a multi-decker sandwich
- pie is a calzone
- pie served as a slice is a taco
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