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Jan 14
“We’re gonna be back” “I have no doubt” Damnit they got me back and ready to roll for next year
This is straight out of a movie
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We all have, again
Zlatan has had enough of Lalas 😭
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Had chicken fil a tonight for the first time since last summer and not only did they get my order wrong (add pickles, remove lettuce - they did the opposite) but it’s still the worst fast food joint in existence. The food is as flavorless as can be.
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Jealousy isn’t cute 💅🏼
Me and this 6 year old about to fight @zrunns 😂😂😂
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Zach retweeted
Absolute GOLAZO from Mbappé! 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé is now France's ALL-TIME leading goalscorer
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In Mattingly we trust???
Kyle Schwarber is playing 1B tonight.
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Replying to @zrunns
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Zach retweeted
This is what the rest of the World Cup is missing out on by not allowing tailgating. Philadelphia has done it right

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When your parents grow up dirt poor, serve the country for 20 and 10 years. Work full time jobs since ‘retiring’ and give their kids what they couldn’t. Yeah imma brag about them. I hope my kids show me up one day too
Replying to @zrunns
Shocker another privileged white bragging about all of his fancy pools
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Lmfao my family has owned pools in every house we’ve had since 2008. Shit we had a pool INSIDE our house in Germany. But carry on
Replying to @zrunns
Guess you don’t own a pool
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Oh this is so awesome
Tyler Bindon's appearance for New Zealand on Monday meant he and his mother Jenny became the first mother-son pair to both appear at a World Cup ❤️ Bindon Sr. played at the 2007 and 2011 Women's World Cups 🇳🇿
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There’s a difference between a big ass and a big fat ass. Zoomer boys do not understand this.
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Zach retweeted
“We say go birds and they say it back. But we see no bird.”
Replying to @ParmaJawnCheese
I cannot wait to introduce some random Croatians to some Philly shit next week. “Bro. First he show us Boner 4ever building. Then we almost get run over by all terrain vehicles and he yell fuck out of here dickhead. Then we go for hoagies.” 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
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I remember being younger and listening to people complain about McNabb not being able to win the big game or playing his best when it counted most. Now we have a QB that literally does that and people want him gone 😂😂😂
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That oughta work 👍🏼
Workers dumping hydrogen peroxide into the Reflecting Pool this morning
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Replying to @ParmaJawnCheese
I cannot wait to introduce some random Croatians to some Philly shit next week. “Bro. First he show us Boner 4ever building. Then we almost get run over by all terrain vehicles and he yell fuck out of here dickhead. Then we go for hoagies.” 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
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The save at :27 is one of the best saves you’ll see. That ball came across with pace and was struck well back across goal. The first save was an incredible recovery, but imma need buddy to go after that initial ball inside his 6 next time. No more hesitating pls lol
Jun 15
Look at the saves he was making man, no wonder they’re calling him the Cape Verdean Ochoa 😭
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Jun 16
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Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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Jun 16
Chelsie and I (except she’s older)
she graduated high school when i graduated college
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Jun 16
Always bet on yourself
Star QB Brendan Sorsby is applying to enter the NFL Supplemental Draft, sources tell NFL Network. After legal wrangling about his NCAA eligibility, Sorsby — regarded as a first-round talent — now could be the highest-drafted supplemental pick in decades.
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Zach retweeted
El león puede perder sus dientes pero no las ganas de comer.
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