Life before Donald J. Trump...
-Every president in history who lost has conceded, except Donald Trumplethinskin.
-No US President has ever started a major war just to hide his past.
-No rioters have ever attacked the Capitol while holding flags of the President of the United States.
-No President has ever sold watches, fragrance, phones, and crypto WHILE president.
-No President in our history has been obsessed with putting his face and name on everything in America like a rabid dog marking his territory.
-No cabinet has been so devoid of free-will that POTUS can force them to wear matching shoes of the wrong sizes like synchronized clowns.
-No US President has ever made $1.3 billion a year AS president.
-No President has ever been broken by every late-night comedian and pop star.
-No US President has ever been a lifelong friend with the world's biggest Pedophile.
-No US President has been despised by 99.9% of humans but worshiped by 0.01% who are indoctrinated by the theology of moronology.