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Replying to @JohnCleese
He used words that the pro-stabbing politicians didn’t like
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People smugglers don’t just use boats.
'Absurd!' More than 150 kebab shops given Home Office licenses to hire migrants from overseas gbnews.com/news/migrant-cris…
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A fool and his money is easily parted…
EU students vanish from UK with £893million in loans trib.al/fmabg3R
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If you love peeing on laybys, be careful, better watch this video.
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Ed Miliband unveils his vision of the future washing machine for all British households:-
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Replying to @MikeTappTweets
Starmer flexes “strength” on the world stage by intercepting a Russian shadow fleet tanker. Back home the UK spirals into knife crime and riots — Belfast still burning after the latest stabbing. Tough abroad. Chaos at home. Priorities? #Starmer #UKPolitics #ShadowFleet #KnifeCrime
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Scotland fans in lifts in America for the World Cup😂

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Labour’s defence cuts really starting to bite now
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It’s about time that Tommy applied for asylum in the USA. @realDonaldTrump
I'M A TERRORIST AGAIN I have been detained at Heathrow Airport today for the best part of 3 hours. I was detained under section 3 of the Counter-Terrorism and Border Security Act 2019. My phone has been seized by the police. So here we go again, looks like more defence and court fees ffs!!! Absolute fucking madness. Please help kick off my legal fund for defence here - urbanscoop.news/support-us/
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The Dock leaf. A lifesaver when you were out all day with your mates😂
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BREAKING: Thousands of bots have arrived in Makerfield to campaign for Rebecca Shepherd. #RestoreBritain 🇬🇧

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Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money. Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.
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Hey @elonmusk I have an idea for your next project… You can literally turn me into a real life six million dollar man 🦿🦿🦾 I’m up for it if you are! We can rebuild him 🤖🤖🤖
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Well over 1,000 Restore Britain volunteers already arrived in Makerfield - more coming. Incredible.
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Replying to @Iromg
How did she, a public servant, make this wealth?!
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