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Jun 13
Nobody cared when Rosie and Ellen left the country. Try to tax Elon and see him plant himself in another country and take his businesses with him. That will have an impact. Be careful what you ask for Dems.
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Jun 13
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
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Jun 12
Curious how many Dem politicians trashing Elon have made money investing in Tesla and bought SpaceX IPO? @elonmusk
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Jun 12
Hey @elonmusk how about buying a sports team? You know maybe one of the most historic franchises in sports that has fallen on hard times. A MLB team that was founded in 1881. A team that was beloved by it's city and fans. A team waiting to be made great again. Buy the Pirates
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Jun 12
BREAKING NEWS: Strait of Hormuz to be called Gay of Hormuz for remainder of Pride Month. More at 11.
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Jun 11
It’s not over yet.
The Democrats just found a fresh new batch of mail-in runs and will be slowly counting them over the next month until they win.
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Jun 10
This is day 161 of asking @LeaderJohnThune to pass the SAVE America Act.
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Jun 9
Despite pitching being a strong point in 2025, #Pirates fired their pitching coach. How’s that worked out?
Team ERA in 2025: 3.76, 7th; in 2026: 4.06; 15th
Starters ERA in ‘25: 3.71, 6th; in ‘26: 4.01, 9th
Bullpen ERA in ‘25: .3.83, 13th; in ‘26: 4.14 17th
Significant decline!
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Happy Heterosexual Pride Month.
Plz repost to piss off the Libs.
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Jun 6
My God the memo went out. All Dem’s you now like Hunter Biden. How brave you see his recovery and how human he is. You never thought you’d like him but now you can’t help but…. lol sheeple are so funny.
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Jun 5
I’m pretty sure John just doesn’t give a f@ck anymore and I love it. Speaking the truth, what a rarity in American politics. Still votes on the wrong side too often but can’t question his integrity.
Jun 5
Sen. John Fetterman when asked about Graham Platner, he said who P hustle? The reporter with a puzzled and perturbed look on her face replied: is that what you call him Fetterman replied: no that’s what he calls himself. 🤣
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Jun 5
The Chicago Bears are leaving Chicago and Illinois to move to Indiana. Well done, Mayor Johnson and Governor Pritzker, you couldn’t even keep a pro football team in your city and state.
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Jun 5
I asked a Karmelo Anthony supporter if the black community would accept the evidence if it shows that Karmelo was NOT acting in self-defense
She said that no matter what, “we gone stands with ours regardless” and questioned Metcalf’s role in the stabbing:
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It's June... The whitehouse isn't covered in rainbows, and no men in dresses are twerking on the front lawn.
GOD BLESS THE USA!
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You guys absolutely need to see this! This is Rodney Smith Jr and through his organization he’s connected 6000 children to help in the community by mowing lawns for free for those in need.
This is what real patriotism and community service looks like! Let’s get him to DC!
Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.
More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸
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Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.
More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸
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Jun 4
Don Kelly made the right call. If Skenes can’t get him out ok. Lose with your best guy. Won’t second guess that call. @Pirates
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Jun 4
So I crushed Mangum last week. Saw the results. Moved on to Henry Davis Grand Salami even Ozuna got a hit. Santana is awful should never pitch again. (Hey maybe it’ll keep working)
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