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I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night @SeattlePD officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/
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White people refer to their Grandparents like "My Nana and Gpaw are coming over tonight. Have you met my Nini-banini and grandpiano? Omg u would love them, my Nae Nae makes the best cookies and my G-string tells the best jokes. What do u call your ipod Nano and Granite counter?
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26 Jun 2022
I have more respect for Lake Superior than I do for the United States Supreme Court
This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.
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I’m an ER doc…trust me when I say that someone WILL stick their penis in this
9 Jun 2022
The Laundry Jet is the first vacuum powered laundry chute that transports laundry from any room with ports installed, to the laundry room [read more: laundryjet.com/]
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Do people realize Robb Elementary doubled its spend on school security since 2017? They had a fence. They had surveillance. They had officers on duty. They had shooter drill trainings. ALL OF IT FAILED. The problem is easy access to guns. It's always been guns. ADDRESS THE GUNS
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11 May 2022
gm you will be happy to know we are making some very soft new friends here in Seattle at the @ReFiSummit #ReFi #web3 #ReFipets
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I spent an hour on the phone with a vaccine resistent person. I spent the first 20 minutes trying to get her to believe that I am not judging her for her choices, just hear to listen and provide factual information.
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King County Public Health urges you to NOT go into hospital emergency departments or urgent cares JUST FOR COVID-19 tests. Health care centers are focused on caring for ill patients. Read the full thread for guidance if you have symptoms or were exposed. @KCPubHealth @DocJeffD
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You want me to be calm? The thing that comes before the storm??
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big bird showing up to aaron rodgers house

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hope my kids funny bc im not fake laughing in my own house
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Two guys come in to an ER. One has COVID. He’s sicker than he thought this would make him. Crashes pretty quickly. Docs and nurses do everything to help him. He needs ICU. Wasn’t vaccinated. Not a hard core anti vaxer. Just didn’t think he’d really need it, COVID not so bad.
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View from Sierra at Tahoe at 6pm this evening #CaldorFire
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We’re paying like $40,000 each day to cover the sick pay of LAPD cops who have COVID. Many of whom refuse to vaccinate nor wear masks.
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As Taliban enter Kabul, the U.S. Government needs to save our Afghan women allies, who are high on Taliban kill lists. •Direct evacuation flights •$1.125 billion appropriated •Special parole program •High-level Interagency Refugee Coordinator washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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10 Aug 2021
lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️
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I will donate this one to the local nursing home they will enjoy cheers
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6 Aug 2021
You might remember this incident, which was brought to light in January by a viral tweet from an ER nurse: x.com/B20e/status/1350600576…

I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night @SeattlePD officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/
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