Embedded Journalist and Insecurity Researcher

Joined May 2012
674 Photos and videos
Google employee about to learn about Goodhearts law:
How many technologies are stuck in a local optima? Big loudspeakers basically peaked in the 1970s. Obviously weโ€™ve gotten somewhat better, but itโ€™s a lot closer to: โ€œa couple % more accurateโ€ than โ€œthe average person immediately notices the 50-year technological progressโ€ Miniaturization has improved a lot, so has digital signal processing, amplification. But take a high end setup from 50 years ago, sit in the sweet spot at the same volumeโ€ฆit wonโ€™t feel radically different. Iโ€™m trying to think of other fields where the underlying principles were so mature that half a century of progress in materials/software/electronics is underwhelming. Camera Lenses seem like a good candidate. Non-electronic instruments is another; itโ€™s not like cellos have gotten that much better in the last ~300 years.
2
252
BBenchoff ๐• retweeted
So everyone in SF is down to be polyamorous but canโ€™t handle sharing an employee?
151
792
14,495
553,226
I'm compiling 60 kloc of C on a Power Macintosh G3. Though to be fair, I'm not using a spinning rust hard drive, I'm using a Compact Flash card I pulled out of an old digital camera.
Replying to @JuddLegum @elonmusk
In my initial run, which processed the first 60,000 rows, I did not find these awardsโ€”my hard drive overheated long before I could complete a full pass through the database. In a later run, which I referenced in another post, I did identify two such awards. That discrepancy is a matter of sampling size, not an issue with the query itself. Iโ€™ll now attempt a full run, which should capture the awards you found.
1
993
It wasn't him. The guy was too spry. It sure as hell looked like him though. And that's why I'm not in jail right now. An old guy looked too spry
We were rushing through DCA today and I think we saw Mitch McConnell. By the time it registered and my partner and I shot each other a side eye he was too far gone to fire off a good, "Hey Mitch, fuck you!"
1
626
A screencap from a political ad:
Omg they did a male version of the โ€˜secret voteโ€™ ad and itโ€™s even better than the female version.
1
645
"Why does my bed use $20 in electricity every night???"
3 Sep 2024
day 2 update: now sleeping comfortably at -3ยฐC. just as nature intended
5
590
All these maker faires and I've still never seen a clock designed by someone having a stroke
3
576
I lost a server in my house. I know this ssid is mine, but I don't remember the password and I have no idea where the machine physically _is_.
1
5
544
GWAR live in the Vegas sphere but they replace all the LEDs with nozzles that shoot fake blood
1
2
662
I am in key largo, where the government dosed people and dolphins with LSD, and also someone jacked off the dolphin. There's a restaurant next to where they did this. On Fridays there's a fish fry.
19 Dec 2023
Volunteer naturalist Margaret Howe Lovatt set out on a NASA-funded experiment to prove that dolphins could be taught English, living in close quarters with the marine mammals for almost two months. By the end of the experiment, Lovatt claimed she had fallen in love: โ€œThat relationship of having to be together sort of turned into really enjoying being together, and wanting to be together, and missing him when he wasnโ€™t there.โ€
1
496
I told y'all when this dork was my boss and just... Didn't pay me, right?
17 Dec 2023
I paid my student loans down a decade early by doing ~8 hours of overtime a week (IT support) Was getting paid $30 an hour in 1993 โ€” which was sick money at the time No excuses folks.. we have 9m job openings & gig work Unlimited opportunity in ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ.. go get it! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
Community note
The tuition fees for Fordham University, which OP attended, are more than $60k for the current school year, compared to $16k at most for the school year 1992-1993. fordham.edu/admissions-andโ€ฆ ir.lawnet.fordham.edu/bulletins/87/ en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Calโ€ฆ Adjusted for inflation, $30 an hour in 1993 is equivalent to $60 an hour in 2023 in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/1โ€ฆ
3
419
Ap style is predicted on conciseness, or fitting the most text in a piece, because the length of a story is give in 'inches', how many lines of text it takes in a dead-tree newspaper. Dead tree newspapers are gone, and there is no limit on the Internet.
oxford comma coulda helped on this one i admit
507
I would like to point out that I control the @WorldPog twitter account, and 1) I have nothing to do with this, too lowbrow and 2) I'll be going after these people
25 Jul 2023
POG digital stickers on @drip_haus will be playable in our #Solana Game on Mobile and Desktop! Get ready to play for keeps!
3
557
Hey @sfmta, there are three lines that use west portal and somehow you're running 20 minute headways at 9:30 am on a Monday. I'm not saying space out the K and M. I'm saying run more trains. Jesus.
1
761
HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE LEFTOVER FIREWORKS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
1
308
hey @TMMC need to report a very, very dead baby porpoise on Ocean Beach, just a bit north of Santiago, 37.7440 -122.5089
348
This carbrain doesn't want a to make Geary Blvd safer for pedestrians or improve transit by adding a dedicated bus lane, anyway here's the yelp page for his business, just in case you were curious: yelp.com/biz/joe-s-ice-creamโ€ฆ

11 Jun 2023
The Angled Parking along Geary Merchants corridor has stayed for over 100 years. The diagonal orientation of parked vehicles creates a visually appealing streetscape, enhancing the overall ambience of the area.
1
1
1,255
I am begging these people to start protesting the Ford motor company
My grandfather is spinning in his grave.
1
334
Yeah, bro, you should totally test those fireworks you bought this weekend. Make sure they're good for the fourth of July.
1
315
2
1
13
746
You may think this is my commentary about some recent kerfuffle, but no, it's completely unrelated to current events and totally evergreen content.
1
223