Hardest Working Man in Show Business. Enthusiast. More Grateful Each Day. Proud Coloradoan.

Joined September 2009
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My friends in the UFO community after tonight's @60Minutes

ALT Sassy Told You So GIF

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25 May 2020
In and Out isnt even that good.
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11 May 2020
Hey @EvanRobertsWFAN. #Mets fan in Colorado with Direct TV here. All @mets classics/replays of old games on @SNYtv are always blacked out on @DIRECTV. It sucks. I've given up trying to understand a rational reason why.
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21 Apr 2020
Evan did you say you're on S4 of #HIMYM? Is this your first time watching? Unfortunately you should be prepared for a gradual and then drastic drop off in quality. @EvanRobertsWFAN
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If you had any doubt that we're living in a parody, the conservatives are defending South Park today and the progressives are calling it culturally damaging.
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24 Jan 2020
"Wellington Mara once said, 'Once a Giant, always a Giant' For me, it's Only a Giant." - Eli Manning @Giants #ThankYouEli
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23 Feb 2019
Oh please make this happen!!!!
23 Feb 2019
Hello @TheAcademy - Brody Stevens was in The Hangover, The Hangover 2, Due Date, and cut out of Funny People so put him in your damn montage ASAP thanks
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23 Feb 2019
I miss @BrodyismeFriend so much! Last night was the hardest I have cried since my grandfather died. I’ve done stand up after some difficult stuff at the Comedy Store but last night was the hardest! We all went up because this is what we do! I refuse to allow Brody’s memory fade!
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If you or someone you know needs help, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255).
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23 Feb 2019
No! No, no, no! Completely gutted and heartbroken to learn of the passing of the one-of-a-kind and hilarious @BrodyismeFriend 😢I can’t properly express how hilarious and unique Brody was and how much it sucks that he’s gone. #suicidesucks #818ForLife #RIPBrodyStevens 😢😭😭
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I should probably say that if I've ever written a joke on Twitter or performed one on stage that offended someone, that person should eat my dads ass. He's 71. Get your life together and focus on what matters. It's not jokes. Happy New Year!#HappyNewYear2019
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30 Nov 2018
At what he'd cost in arbitration, this just seems kinda mean. My man wept on the field when they tried to free him from being on the Mets. I get that roster spots matter but they gave Alejandro De Aza $6 million for chrissakes just let Wilmer Flores be on the Mets forever.
Wilmer Flores is indeed being non-tendered #Mets
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4 Sep 2017
Highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive #LaborDayTraffic
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6 Aug 2017
Replying to @MarcCarig
I guess not.
4 Aug 2017
...Dave Racaniello that involved the latter jumping into the centerfield waterfall at Coors. Can you ask and get the details? @MarcCarig
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4 Aug 2017
Hey @MarcCarig. I was at the @mets game today and got video pre-game in the bullpen of what looked to be a bet between deGrom and....
3 Aug 2017
They're showing the @SNYtv feed inside Coors Field today. @mets @rockies @metspolice @RisingAppleBlog @matthewcerrone
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Brode & Buds showing support for Mr. Met. ⚾️ We all make mistakes. #GoodGuy 😁
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13 May 2017
Did everyone forget what a terrific 2015 Harvey had? He's had a precipitous fall but dude's no 1-year wonder @metspolice @matthewcerrone