An Inconvenient Goof
Joined July 2009
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11 Aug 2019
Hi everyone. Pleased to announce that Xena Warrior Princess, Judge Judy, Elliott Smith and Chucky on SNL is my brand. Thanks!
youtu.be/NDDOyDZ3Aks
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Jun 15
Finally saw Obsession. They should make movie theaters where you can pace around and smoke
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Jun 14
Grover call me. Knicks are champions
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Jun 14
Real New Yorkers stay up for the 2 am showing of My Dinner With Andre on TCM
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Jun 13
I have lived in NYC since 2001 and today is the first time I’ve ever felt like my rent amount is justifiable
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Jun 14
Damn, imagine doing something cool in front of your parents
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Jun 14
you just created a million jalen brunsons
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Jun 12
i hope elon doesn't let the money change him
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Jun 12
Hi God, it's me, Anne, and this is seriously th e last favor I will ever ask for:
Thunderstorms are currently forecasted for Trump’s birthday in Washington, DC this Sunday when the UFC fight is set to take place on the White House lawn.
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Jun 12
You can tell a lot about a person based on whether or not they like intergalactic by the beastie boys
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RIP David Hockney
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‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man
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The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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Jun 10
My mayor fighting my team owner
My midtown barricaded like a prison
My beer $8 even at a dive
Knicks in five
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Jun 11
The last Wu-Tang show I saw was at Lupo's in Providence in ... wanna say 2002? A kid I knew from college went to confession beforehand in case he got killed at the show. He was a little high-strung.
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Jun 11
Wu-Tang Clan...and Ernie Johnson!
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Jun 11
How you know it’s really good
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