Just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude. Specializing in shit takes on all things MMA.
Joined February 2018
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Who's ready to watch history? It'll either be rhe first UFC event held at the White House, or a fuster cluck that will forever be burned into the consciousness of everyone with their sights on Trump. Love him or hate him, the MF gets💋s flappin'! #MMATwitter
#UFCFreedom250 🤘😠
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The 50's were rad. Just put the little MF in one of those things like they put your food in at the 'Drive-In' burger spot and he'll be fine.🤭 share.google/6d9zwO4RPnuTmqS…
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So this is a thing. If Elon spent one million dollars every single day, it would take him 2,700 years to spend all that sweet, cheddar.🤯
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Jun 11
Give your dad some beard schwag for the next gift time. If your dad doesn't have a beard, I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but you've got two moms.🤭#BeardedAF🤘😠
Aftershave gift sets
And
Bearded guys gift sets
For Father’s Day
Or
Just because
Mini sets, small, medium, large and deluxe.
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Jun 9
Coming soon 🎬
Ciryl Gane stars in a new movie detailing how he managed to cheat the system and earn himself not just one, but five undeserved shots at a UFC Title on the world's biggest stage 🏆
This thriller will have you covering your eyes 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Jun 10
No matter how good or bad this film is that I just pressed play on… I’ll be crying. Any film released posthumously will bring me to tears.
RIP Michael Madsen
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#TheMachine is just winning at life right now. Yeah, he lost the strap, but he stays winning.#MMATwitter
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Jun 8
Take the time to go through this entire thing. You can thank me later.
#MMATwitter #BryceLogic
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Bryce Mitchell is the dumbest person you knows, dumbest person they know. With everyone up in arms, let’s take a breather and remind ourselves that Bryce Mitchell should never be taken seriously. So here is…
Bryce Mitchell is quite stupid, a thread 🧵
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Jun 8
Okay, let's get you that💎DP💎sesh, Britt. #MMATwitter
Jun 8
Day 1 of trying to get @DustinPoirier on the show for an interview with me and @SDAWGSMMATALK 🙏🏻💎
Did you know that octopuses punch fish for no reason? Now ya do 🤘🏼
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Jun 7
Leave Brett alone! He's just big boneded. 🤭
Jun 7
I’m big boned
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JustADude retweeted
Jun 5
Pereira is about to tap to the dumbest heel hook you've ever seen
Jun 4
“I’m not going to say it’s 100% going to be striking match up”
- Ciryl Gane
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Jun 7
That last 7 or 8 words is the real headline. 🤷♂️🤯
"Actually we should implement redistributive to help the average American recover from the massive theft taking place from the top one percent and also they're turning us all trans"
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Best. Idea. Ever. #MMATwitter
#MakeHWGreatAgain
Jun 5
Honestly, all glory heavyweights should just go to MMA and take over the UFC heavyweight division! Make it great again
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Jun 6
PETER, PETER, PEETERRR!🤘😁
Shed that old skin, lookin' so fresh & so clean, clean. What a boss.
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Jun 5
Liam with the #SickBurn on old Stevie Seagull. I watched a YT thing about his crazy ass just last night, and that MF is certifiably insane.
The story about him hosting SNL is amazing madness.
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Jun 5
My last job was working for a home care company that catered to special needs, and end of life. The two clients who had the biggest impact on me personally were these two guys who had a little place in an apartment complex.
We had to wait for the next shift to arrive before we could even leave, so constant care. I was baffled at how the general public acted toward them when we'd be out doing things. It was nuts. I have the utmost respect for anyone who's done that type of work because it's SO mentally tough.
End of life care is no picnic either. Being in the room when someone takes their last breaths is such an impactful experience. It forces you to confront things we as humans don't like to🧠about. Kudos to you.
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I used to work with special needs children.
Every child is a gift.
God doesn’t make mistakes.
We are meant to grow through the love & care we give to special children.
Aborting your baby because it has Down’s syndrome is throwing away a life & a lesson your soul needs.
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Holy HELL! A sub :10 second 100M dash time.🤯😳#FastAsAMotherB
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