It’s far worse than you thought.
This $20 million taxpayer-funded ad is pure shameless propaganda — straight out of Orwell’s 1984, except even more pathetic and desperate.
It opens with a flat-out lie:
"The global fuel shortage is affecting us all.”
Bullshit. The crisis is far worse here in Australia because this reckless, incompetent government has criminally failed to maintain the minimum 90 days of fuel reserves we are legally committed to under the IEA agreement.
We are now the only nation on Earth disgracefully in breach — a world-class embarrassment.While Australia carelessly let our reserves plummet to less than 40 days, Japan — another island nation — keeps over 200 days.
But competence is clearly too much to ask from these clowns.
Then comes the next lie:
“The government has been working to secure Australia’s fuel supply.”
Absolute garbage. This government hasn’t “worked” on anything except covering its own arse.
They’ve failed spectacularly and negligently, letting reserves crash through the floor.
Albanese’s pathetic junket to Singapore was nothing more than a photo-op stunt to hoodwink the gullible. Singapore just refines crude — if Middle East supplies get cut, their “agreement” is worth less than used toilet paper.
If they were actually serious about securing fuel, our navy would be alongside the Americans trying to keep the Straits of Hormuz open.
But no — Albanese is too busy pandering to the Islamic vote in Western Sydney to protect Australia’s national interest.
Then the gaslighting reaches peak comedy:
“The government has a four-level national security plan.”
What a load of fabricated horseshit.
Their so-called “four step plan” is:
1. Pray and set up excuses
2. Pray and blame others
3. Pray and spin BS
4. Panic
The whole ad is a disgusting lie wrapped in cutesy “fuel saving tips.”
In reality, it’s pure Soviet-style propaganda designed to distract from the brutal truth: Australia’s fuel crisis is unique to Australia — entirely self-inflicted by this government’s gross negligence, incompetence, and failure.
It’s a sick joke.
But at this point, it’s exactly what Australians have come to expect from a Prime Minister who is a compulsive, pathological liar — a man so full of spin and deceit that bullshit pours out of his mouth every single time he opens it.
Australia deserves better than this pathetic excuse of a Government.