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Joined June 2011
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6 Nov 2024
Doing what I can. Very clear to me we’ve given the dumbest people in this country access to way too much information
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5 Mar 2025
yes, I want my taxes, and your taxes, to pay for the lunches of every kid in public school, because that’s a good thing for taxes to fund
4 Mar 2025
Not so much against kids getting free lunch, but definitely against parents who have kids but can't afford them. I raised 3 by myself. I paid or made their lunches. You eant my taxes to pay for someone else's kid too?
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5 Mar 2025
Farewell Trump’s positive 538 approval, we hardly knew ye
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3 Mar 2025
The Emilia Perez director wearing an Emilia Perez hat in the Oscars audience:
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Timmy’s been a changed man ever since he drank from the Water of Life
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21 Feb 2025
James Bond has to meet these requirements:
Male
Ethnically ambiguous
Welsh, Scottish, or Dutch
Always wears sunglasses
Solo poly
Asexual slut
Twinkish bear
Does a ton of emotional labor for free
Loves beans
Podcaster
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21 Feb 2025
we should do caveman bond. his q's masterstroke invention is a small stick that transforms into a big stick
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20 Feb 2025
The cure to male loneliness is dense walkable urban environments and robust transit
20 Feb 2025
the war on cars has now recruited the entire spectrum of masculinity from barstool to the menswear guy
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19 Feb 2025
wow got the Aimee Terese quote tweet this dead site still has some juice
19 Feb 2025
Libs use taxation & the IRS to reward friends & punish enemies (zero sum).
Trump uses it to facilitate economic growth (win win). In his first term, incomes grew fastest for those at the bottom end of wage distribution.
Libs want to punish the wealthy at workers expense.
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16 Feb 2025
this is exactly it. I’m saying it’s good we spend 0.2% of GDP on foreign aid, and conservatives are FURIOUS it’s not 0% and acting like I’m demanding it be 80%
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yup
13 Feb 2025
I also don’t think there’s 20 performances in the history of television, let alone since 2000, better than this one.
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13 Feb 2025
Time trial 5K merchant
13 Feb 2025
3:45.15! INDOOR MILE WORLD RECORD FOR JAKOB INGEBRIGTSEN!
Yared Nuguse's world record from the Millrose Games lasts just four days before Ingebrigtsen takes 1.49s off it.
He split 3:29.63 through the 1500m to break his own 1500m indoor world record in the progress.
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it’s me
13 Feb 2025
A new star is rising in the 2028 Democratic primary, per new polling to be released today.
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10 Feb 2025
I still kinda wanted the Chiefs to win or make it a close game but this is a nice consolation
10 Feb 2025
Harrison Butker got to play in the Super Bowl in front of Donald Trump and watched his team get smacked around for four straight hours. Thank you, Catholic God.
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9 Feb 2025
oh god the Super Bowl score bug is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
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9 Feb 2025
People going nuts indoors these days
8 Feb 2025
YARED NUGUSE MILE WORLD TECORD 3:46.63
HOBBS KESSLER 3:46.90
CAM MYERS 3:47.48
8 MEN UNDER 3:50. HOLY SHIT.
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5 Feb 2025
95% of federal employees are cool and good and we need like 20 million of them in this country, who’s with me
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5 Feb 2025
Now if only I can convince like 10 middle American chuds of this and pass it on, that’s the trick
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3 Feb 2025
remember when people were making a big deal about the guy that marked the United Healthcare CEO
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People posted hard enough and that prompted Grand Slam Track to outmatch the Diamond League and secure a deal with Peacock and CW.
The lesson? Posting solves all of your problems.
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2 Feb 2025
Whose trade strategies are worse?
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Donald Trump
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Nico Harrison
27 votes • Final results
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