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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
This is the millennial/gen Z version of the "you're poor but you have a flat screen TV" argument boomer make without understanding that literally every TV being sold is flat screen nowadays
"Poor people" and they somehow have a phone/computer time of the day to type their excuses on Twitter and watch playthroughs. They're nowhere near as poor as you paint them to be. They're just too lazy to emulate or too cheap, or they're teens with no allowance.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
> "I'm not even super right wing" > "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote" The centrist rw intellectual is my fav genre of account. Impeccable takes. eiegenrobot is an inspiration to many.
Jun 15
I’m not even super right wing on questions of suffrage. I’m certainly willing to entertain all kinds of arrangements. But what I believe pretty strongly is that there are no intellectuals remaining on the left with respect to this stuff. I just literally don’t know how you can watch us speed run into having a girls party and a boys party and still have basically no introspection about the intersection of gender and politics beyond just, “patriarchy bad.” Like, never, even in your darkest moments, even when you’re alone on a desert island and no one can see you or hear you and there’s no risk of you getting in trouble, do you ever think critically about the consequences of universal suffrage? Do you literally have no critiques? Do you genuinely believe there are no downsides? Will you not allow yourself to have any ordinary thoughts at all?
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
Even in places with a $7.25 minimum wage they have those kiosks.
Jun 15
McDonald's announced they're replacing cashiers with kiosks in California just after the $20 minimum wage kicked in. Shocking to absolutely no one who understands basic economics. When you artificially price labor above its market value, employers find substitutes. Machines, automation, or they simply eliminate positions entirely. The teenagers who desperately need that first job experience? Gone. The single mother trying to re-enter the workforce after years away? Priced out by someone with more skills. You've just created a legal barrier that prevents the least skilled workers from competing on the one thing they had going for them: willingness to work for less while they build experience. Politicians pat themselves on the back for "helping workers" while unemployment among young minorities hits double digits. The workers who keep their jobs benefit (temporarily), but the invisible victims, those who never get hired in the first place, don't make headlines. Economics doesn't care about your good intentions.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
We have a lot of gelato in America and no one cares what time you choose to eat ice cream.
I really need America to adopt gelato culture, because what do you mean it’s almost 2 o’clock and I can’t just pop out for an afternoon ice cream in New York City without it seeming weird
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
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conservatives: Zohran Mamdani is bringing Sharia Law to NYC also conservatives:
Gender segregation in polite society. Creating separate spaces for men and women, and clearly defined rules and boundaries when dealing with the opposite sex helps maintain order and reduce unwanted and uncomfortable interactions.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
When the public is surging in vitamin overdoes, you know you've failed as a Health and Human Services secretary. VITAMIN OVERDOSES.
Vitamin A overdoses in children increased 38.7% in 2025 after RFK Jr. repeatedly claimed that Vitamin A could treat measles.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
This is what I mean when I say brits legitimately only know about America through TV and movies
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
Community note
An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland. gff.co.uk/for-producers/… gff.co.uk/directory/prod…
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
My god the visible presence of algae is now partisan
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FOX: I'm here at the newly renovated reflecting pool. It's painted American flag blue. The Democrats will tell you there's green algae. There's pool guys cleaning it up. No other president would do that.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
I've received multiple comments on this post (that I didn't respond to, because I don't respond to comments that don't actually address the post) that are strongly implying that not all American cheese is nasty processed crap, so let me set the record straight for those who don't seem to understand what "American cheese" is: "American cheese" is specifically a type of cheese made from blending and emulsifying mild cheeses, and is absolutely disgusting. I have heard some foreigners use "American cheese" to refer to all cheeses made here, which is incorrect, but if that's your definition of American cheese, then, yes, it is incorrect to say American cheese is gross: when we aren't talking about ACTUAL American cheese, some cheese made in America is actually BETTER than the cheese made in that cheese's country of origin.
When someone says, "Burgers need American cheese because of how well it melts and is prefect for burgers," I don't trust their opinion on anything food-related at all, much less burgers: if you're willing to defile your burger with that awful flavor just for the nice melting, you make it clear you don't actually care about your food or how it tastes.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
I'd like to believe this, but... I don't. And if it is "banter", the Brits absolutely suck at it. Banter doesn't mean being a thin-skinned asshole who says non-stop rude things to other people while losing their minds when anyone pushes back or makes fun of them for it. Banter is something you do with friends and it works because there's an undercurrent of mutual respect. That is nonexistent here.
i need my fellow Americans to understand, that this whole 'debate' over the onion cheese sandwiches is them doing a bit - it's banter - tongue and cheek theyre messing with ya'll - every single britbong is - because they know most Americans cant discern banter over text
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
Europeans genuinely don’t realize we are unfathomably richer than them and (outside of the literal ghettos) have access to the “fancy goods” at basically any supermarket in America. My nearest supermarket has an entire isle for cheeses, foreign on one side and domestic on the other.
Replying to @AmarisDidNoBad
I'm sorry but 99% of Americans don't have access to real cheese the Europeans kick your asses on this
Community note
Major US grocery chains like Kroger offer wide selections of natural, artisanal, and imported cheeses including Parmigiano-Reggiano and Gruyère at over 1,200 locations. The US produces more than 400 cheese varieties. foodandwine.com/best-grocery-s… clal.it/en?section=pro…
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
calling a slave rebellion and a response to mass colonizer inhumanity/cruelty a white genocide…looks like we need some more choppy choppy
Replying to @ceilteachdotorg
Haiti had a white genocide. Literally. As in chop chop machete genocide. Even the whites who were anti-slavery were butchered.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
I wouldn't vote for George Floyd for POTUS, I just don't think he deserved to die
Funny how that works, right?!
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
Man sexually assaulted 80 women and filmed it including his girlfriend and minors. When his girlfriend saw the videos told him to apologize, he chose to end his life instead. Now he is framed as a victim & the girlfriend was sued and has to pay. ✨Korea’s justice system✨
A sex crime perpetrator committed suicide instead of apologizing to the victims, and now his girlfriend, the victim who demanded an apology, must pay a fine. A man, along with his friends, illegally filmed and sexually harassed 80 women, including his girlfriend. Among the victims were minors. His girlfriend discovered this and told him, “Apologize to the victims.” He then committed suicide, and his family and his friends who participated in the sex crime with him sued her. In the first trial, the court ruled her innocent of the crime of coercion but guilty of the crime of defamation with factual disclosure. The prosecution judged that her continuous statements to him saying, “Apologize to the victims,” caused his fear and anxiety. Although she had reported him to police or sought support programs and treatment information when he said, “I’m going to commit suicide,” the prosecution deemed her simultaneous caregiving while demanding an apology as “gaslighting.” She responded, “I did not intend to harm him; I simply demanded he apologize to the victims. Judging this as gaslighting stems from the prejudiced assumption that a typical sex crime victim would not make such a claim.” However, the situation worsened. On June 12, the second trial court ruled her guilty of both coercion and defamation with factual disclosure. So she, the sexual harassment victim, legally became a criminal and must pay a fine. x.com/d_t_monitoring/status/… naver.me/5lxXK3tJ m.pressian.com/m/pages/artic…
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
You guys aren't gonna make every mocking joke about us revolve around burgers and then try to claim we don't know what a burger is
Americans will call a chicken burger a “chicken sandwich” even though it’s clearly in a burger bun
Community note
In American English, a "burger" refers to a patty of ground meat; the fried chicken fillet shown is a chicken sandwich, not a burger. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_s… thedailymeal.com/1493973/differ…
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
“You don’t cook a sandwich” sums up why everyone dogs on your food.
One of the most baffling responses I've seen from Americans to this is "cook your food". This is a sandwich, you don't cook a sandwich.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
But that’s what you all wanted! A rejection of pencil necked liberal intellectual dorks talking about reality. You wanted to “own the libs” and that’s what you got! The low class garbage was your aspiration and a symbol of you were fighting against
I am a conservative but I hate all this “Michelle Obama is a man,” garbage. It’s so low class.
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
brits will hype this funky ass prison struggle sandwich to americans but when we counter with “just eat a pb&j, man” they’re like “OI HOLD ON A TICK, PEANUT BUTTER? AND JAM? ON BREAD?! AND I’M SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT?! WITH ME MOUTH? LIKE CHEW IT ‘N ALL THAT? 🤮🤮🤮”
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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Bitch In a Black Turtleneck retweeted
This is in literally every American grocery store
Wow look all all those different types of cheese *Looks under the bonnet* Oh it's just cheddar with either bacon or chili pepper mixed into it
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