Cosplayer. Writer. Model. Nerd. Cyborg. Twin mom. Wife of @spbaird85. Taking on the world single-handedly. 🇺🇸🇨🇺
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
1 Jul 2023
This is a nightmare scenario.
People use twitter for emergency alerts—active shooters, climate disasters, and so much more.
I’m active on every other social media platform. Come find me.
Please drop in the comments links to your other accounts because this is untenable.
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
17 Jun 2023
If you like interior design then I’d highly recommend having kids. My kids redecorate our home every day.
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15 Apr 2023
My girl @Annatated has done it again!
11 Apr 2023
#DYK fewer than 5% of people we see on TV are disabled though 25% of the US population has a disability? @DisabilityChall & the hilarious 5 minute film #Cripfished are flipping the script. Watch & RT this #romcom featuring an 83% disabled cast: bit.ly/cripfished
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
12 Apr 2023
TwinzerMom: We gotta buckle down and save some money.
Me: (adding to cart) What now?
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18 Mar 2023
AI technology won’t impress me until it can translate what my toddlers are trying to say to me after I’ve asked them to repeat it multiple times and I still don’t understand
#parenting #twinparenting
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
take me back to the split second when i was convinced this was meant to be a frame for a photo of a great meal
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
27 Jan 2023
My kids thought they tricked me today by trading places because they’re twins. I went along with it because it was precious, but
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
26 Dec 2022
A toddler will look you dead in the eye and ask you if it’s Christmas soon when Christmas was yesterday
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
9 Nov 2022
I gave my toddler my phone for a minute and now I have 254 photos of her ear to delete
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
9 Dec 2022
20’s Me- Gets excited about exciting weekend plans
30’s Me- Gets excited about a new kitchen sponge
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Caitlin Michelle retweeted
8 Dec 2022
The leading cause for getting absolutely nothing done is children.
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28 Oct 2022
My mom is helping me get my twins ready for school this morning, and I just heard her ask my two DOGS to choose which show she should put on as background noise
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24 Oct 2022
Taylor Swift: “When my depression works the graveyard shift, all of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room.”
“I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror.“
Also Taylor Swift: “Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby.”
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24 Oct 2022
Don’t get me wrong - I grew up listening to Taylor and LOVE her music.
I think my all-time favorite of her lyrics is from the 10-minute version of “All Too Well”:
“You kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath.”
❤️❤️❤️❤️💔💔💔💔
Caitlin Michelle retweeted
10 Oct 2022
The nice thing about my kids being sick is I get a 1 week notice for the next time I'm going to be sick.
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5 Oct 2022
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4 Oct 2022
Jim Redmond, who helped his injured son, Derek, finish his 1992 Olympic 400m semifinal, has died at 81
reuters.com/lifestyle/sports…
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23 Aug 2022
This is beautiful.
22 Aug 2022
BREAKING 🚨: NASA has released a new image of Jupiter from the James Webb telescope
Featuring two moons, two rings, and distant galaxies
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