What a disgusting state this hotel is in! Please decorate it and stop making the seafront look so awful! #Travelodge #Worthing @TravelodgeUK

Last post of the day. Whoever made this, you have my utmost respect 😂 Hitler/Starmer parody about the local election results.

Live from the StarmerBunker

Never even got to find out what Keir Starmer’s dad did for a living 🥀

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"The 6th biggest economy in the world is run by infantile fantasists with no understanding of financial markets.... There's nothing progressive about driving the economy of a cliff"📉⛰️ @LiamHalligan @ #BattleFest 2025 "From steel to railways: can the state revitalise British industry?"👨‍🏭🚆 👇

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

Government abandons plans to postpone local elections in 30 council areas in May theguardian.com/politics/liv…

This is a brilliant evisceration by @JonathanPieNews of Keir Starmer, Peter Mandelson & the hollowed out husk that is the Labour Party - who have grotesquely morphed into a party for the corporate donors and a total betrayal of what they once stood for.

Or, allegedly, as it should be called 'The pinch of Salt Path '- hahaha, tell me Im first with that

Just about the most satisfying ending ever. Congratulations to everyone involved in the #GavinAndStacey finale. Laughed. Cried. Shouted at the telly. Thank you! Neil the baby singing Blackbird was everything.

If Keir Starmer can get a short let flat in Covent Garden worth £18,000,000, for £3,300 per week he should definitely be PM, the man is a bargain hunter extraordinaire, maybe he can apply his negotiating skills on the train drivers.

This marketing video for the Royal Armouries in Leeds has made my day. 😂

This one-woman show is so perfectly written and performed, it’s funny, thought-provoking - an absolute delight! @edfringe @scotsman_arts @TheScotsman @edinburghpaper @heraldscotland @Scot_Feminists @wordmansfield @brianjaffa @brightonfringe @FollowTheCow instagram.com/selenamersey/p…

4/4 Leaseholders everywhere need to stay vigilant and organised to ensure these shadowy interests do not further water down this inadequate law.

LOOKS LIKE THE THE LEASEHOLD & FREEHOLD BILL HAS MADE WASH UP @UKHouseofLords The devil will be in the detail tomorrow but all is not lost !! @LiamSpender @LordRoyKennedy @SharonStevenage @Lee4NED @mtpennycook #WashUp #LeaseholdScandal @LKPleasehold

Will the Leasehold and Freehold Bill be in the Wash Up ? So much time, effort and money has been spent on getting this Bill to this point @michaelgove @RishiSunak @AngelaRayner @mtpennycook @Lee4NED

In America, a functioning alcoholic is someone who drinks 2 glasses of wine on a Friday evening. In the U.K., it’s someone who drinks 4 bottles of Pernot and wakes up on the central reservation of the M6.

As a customer of @SouthernWater are we going to be told if our personal info has been hacked @ICOnews there has been no contact by Southern water to its customers, first thing I saw about it was on the news tonight, surely they must have an idea what info has been leaked to criminals, are you going to fine them for this data breach ?

Wouldn’t it be absolutely mind blowing if Harry takes Mollie to the end as he can 100% bank on her trusting him to be faithful and then she blindsides him knowing he’s been a Traitor all along and takes the cash from underneath him? #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK