“Never throw the first punch. Throw the first two.”
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24 Feb 2017
"Never throw the first punch. Throw the first two."
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
Here's what Brooklyn looks like:
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And only won one of em lmao
Spurs led game 1 by 14 points
Spurs led game 2 by 12 points
Spurs led game 3 by 12 points
Spurs led game 4 by 29 points
Spurs led game 5 by 16 points
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
Spurs led game 1 by 14 points
Spurs led game 2 by 12 points
Spurs led game 3 by 12 points
Spurs led game 4 by 29 points
Spurs led game 5 by 16 points
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
Dis one crazy as hell lmaoo
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
lmfao i love this setting this shit be frying them they hang right up. yea leave me tf alone
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that .18 is $180 billion dollars and i’m supposed to believe that’s not evil doing
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
And then we’ll beat your ass with them.
Jun 13
THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩
Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
Spurs have the golden whistle though lmaoooooooo
OG with the most blatant double dribble in the history of basketball
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
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REAL
PIPES
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
Again one of the greatest vocalist of this generation!!!
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
10h
naw nigga ima show u how to run this shit up a half a ticket
Nobody believed in me but God that’s gone say 98K by August watch 🚶🏾♂️..
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
Jun 13
angle so fuckinnnn mad 😳
Jun 13
Gio Reyna just scored the best Goal of the world cup
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
RIP to Aldon Smith.
That 19.5 sack season won’t be forgotten. Such an electric player to watch.
Prayers to his family and the Niners organization ❤️🩹
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This is awful smh
Breaking: Former San Francisco 49ers LB Aldon Smith has died, the team announced Saturday.
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Bitch dont even know how to lift properly lmao
Ill beat your ass, pussy @PeteHegseth
RUN IT AT UFC 250
BEAT YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF AMERICA
Jun 12
Look at his legs lmaoooooo
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
What the fuck do y'all want man 😭 like y'all say we should stay away from y'all and when we do, you cry like the bitch asses you are
Jun 11
Long Beach School District (in CA) hosts a segregated "blacks-only" graduation:
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jun 12
"Me: types McDonald’s
Apple Maps: 'you’ve arrived at your destination'
Destination: some dude’s backyard with 9 pitbulls"😭😭
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The Urban Caucasian™️ retweeted
Jun 12
"Me: types McDonald’s
Apple Maps: 'you’ve arrived at your destination'
Destination: some dude’s backyard with 9 pitbulls"😭😭
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