The thoughts of Chairman Al. Life's but a walking shadow, a poor toolmakers son, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.

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To drive reindustrialisation we need cheap energy. To get cheap energy Burnham would need to sack Miliband and abandon Net Zero. But he's apparently going to make Miliband Chancellor, so this is nonsense.
Andy Burnham, the prime ministerial-hopeful who markets worry may be too far to the Left, has at least one economic idea that should go down well across the political spectrum: reverse deindustrialization bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Wind is increasing bills The wholesale price is irrelevant because wind gets a fixed price subsidy that's higher than the wholesale price... If you reduce the wholesale price you automatically increase the subsidy costs which is added to bills The biggest driver of bills is network cost growth due to the connection of renewables and the extra balancing and curtailment costs
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You know when David Brent started dressing like Mark from Swindon branch…
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You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?
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How can UK business/industry compete with that?
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So @NaturalEngland hates: - Kites - Cheap energy - Ponies Why do they exist?
Exclusive from @oliver_wright Dartmoor ponies could be subject to mass culling to reduce the impact on biodiversity after a controversial ruling by the government’s environmental quango Natural England has demanded that all livestock grazing on the moor is reduced by about 75 per cent to protect other habitats, plants and species The move looks set to result in the culling of up to nine in ten of the semi-wild ponies as farmers prioritise their own cattle and sheep to remain within Natural England’s limit to minimise the impact on their own livelihoods Natural England argued that the move was necessary to protect the diversity of Dartmoor, which is a designated site of special scientific interest However, the plan goes against a government commissioned review into the future of Dartmoor, published two years ago, which concluded that Natural England “should not take actions likely to result in a reduction in pony numbers”, adding they were “invaluable for conservation grazing” The move has led to claims that the quango is acting as judge, jury and executioner of the ponies — a species which is itself seen as endangered Dartmoor ponies could be put to death under biodiversity plans thetimes.com/article/ba529f3…
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EU REJOIN POLLING: THE REALITY ⚫ The majority prefer immigration control over EU membership ⚫ The majority prefer parliamentary control of laws over EU membership ⚫ The majority prefer the Pound over having to adopt the Euro Money. Laws. Borders. Brexit.
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Proof that the Single Market is not the answer.
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‘Actually, our export of goods to the EU had stagnated.’ Lord Lilley says he is amazed that the government believes the single market is where the ‘magic is’, admitting he was originally wrong about joining it.
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The UK is now on the hook for a date. Look out for the concessions to the EU that enable it to be met.
Some wishful thinking after Starmer met von der Leyen at the G7 today... 🤞 "The leaders agreed to press ahead with a UK-EU Summit on July 22 so that people on both sides could feel the benefits of UK-EU collaboration as soon as possible" gov.uk/government/news/pm-me…
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@CommonsSpeaker Lindsey Hoyle was complaining last week that he didn't want the Defence plan to be announced outside Parliament because Parliamentary scrutiny is important But on his watch Parliament can't scrutinise anything because he lets ministers avoid answering questions So complaining when they treat Parliament with the same contempt he does is pretty rich
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Oh look, Labour have a leader with gravitas and a public service motivation. Old school Scottish politician who understands the fundamentals. Shows up Starmer, Burnham, Streeting, Miliband and Rayner as the self gratifying devious, little lightweights that they all are.
My resignation speech to the @HouseofCommons today ⬇️
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Funniest thing I’ve seen Donald do …

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The truth is the EU Single Market screwed Britain for the benefit of Germany, France and the EU. Why would we even think of rejoining it? Lord Lilley is a very bright and experienced commentator as an ex trade minister.
One uncomfortable consequence of political longevity is seeing the facts prove some of one's most confident forecasts wrong. As the trade secretary overseeing Britain's entry into the single market in 1992, I claimed it would wonderfully boost our exports. As I outline in my new paper for Policy Exchange, I was proved wrong. Over our 28-year membership, British goods exports to the EU grew less than 1 per cent a year, while our exports to the 111 countries with which we had no trade deal grew four times as much – by 87 per cent. Yet the present Business and Trade Secretary, Peter Kyle, is apparently ignorant of this disappointing experience. He has justified the government's proposed 'reset' of relations with the EU by claiming that ‘the single market is where the magic happens’. ✍️ Peter Lilley Article | spectator.com/article/a-brex…
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Burnham’s Popularity Sinks on Contact With Voters order-order.com/2026/06/16/b…
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Every shit parenting Karen delighted that the State has come to their rescue in the failure to parent properly is why this country is a shadow of its former self.
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BBC News had a good run, inoculated from market forces and producing news - increasingly aimed, not at customers - but newsroom peers and awards judges. In recent years, most notably its coverage of the 2015 migrant crisis, Brexit, Trump and Israel, BBC News showed itself to be institutionally incapable of balance. It doesn’t deserve to be decimated. It deserves to be shut down.
BBC News to Lose Hundreds of Jobs in Cost-Cutting Drive order-order.com/2026/06/15/b…
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If you thought that the Harry and Meg endorsement was a clue to how bad this proposal is then this one takes the Macaron.
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Most of our problems are caused by politicians trying to come up with solutions to earlier problems that they themselves had created. ⬇️
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The U16 SM ban will make no difference to child safety. It is undeliverable and pure political posturing. @KemiBadenoch says that she only backs policies that are thoroughly thought through. Not this time. This is a bad policy with dreadful consequences. Wise up!
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