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Charlie Shemp retweeted
Replying to @EmmaVigeland
I guess Trump is supporting Spurs after they got him out of Vietnam.
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I keep getting ads for this loser's E-book. How pathetic do you have to be to have the ad lede for you book to be calling out the names of characters from better pulp series?
"If you like Jack Reacher or Dirk Pitt, you must meet Levi Yoder." - Kevin J. Anderson, New York Times bestselling author.
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One day a year Twitter should make likes public again.
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Kabuto King Giveaway 👑 Winner Receives: 👑 2002 Legendary Collection Reverse Holo Kabuto CGC 9 👑 Autographed 1999 Fossil Unlimited Kabuto How to Win: 👑 Follow @KabutoKing_ 👑 Like & Repost A winner will be picked tomorrow evening. Good luck and thank you all!
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This website incentivizes putting out stupid and/or wrong takes and I have no recourse other than silently hoping that the people behind those takes get cancer. Warning people not to engage with BS just adds to their modest (derogatory) pay out.
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Always surprised that the developers of the Navy Yard Whole Foods built 2 floors of above ground parking (fairly common in cities outside NE). Other than Nats Park has there been any above ground parking garages built in new construction in DC last 20 years?
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Charlie Shemp retweeted
To celebrate reaching 2000 first edition fossil Kabutos, I am giving away a signed WOTC promo Gold W stamped Kabuto. To enter: 👑 Like & Repost 👑 Follow @KabutoKing_ Good luck everyone! Winner announced Sunday 👑
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What kind of pride?

ALT Civil War Jesse Plemons GIF

21 Jul 2025
Are you physically and mentally ready to protect the border? Border Patrol Agents train hard, stay sharp, and serve with pride.
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I wrote about the tax deform effort underway in the House for @nytopinion.
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"...and who was the author of Jane Eyre?" "Emily Brontë?" "Turn the engine off and step out of the truck for me, sir."
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
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Charlie Shemp retweeted
Every conversation about the Columbia protests
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Is this website a very elaborate Turing Test?
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Ben Johnson reaction video:
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Charlie Shemp retweeted
Do you ever think, “I like Henry Ford’s antisemitism and untold wealth, but I hate how he reinvented the economy and created millions of jobs.” Well you’re in luck, because we’ve got Elon Musk.
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Been in Japan two weeks, have yet to see a single sign of American cultural influence. A situation not seen in maybe a century
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The mullet makes this 100 times funnier.
12 Jun 2024
Minor league baseball games are the best 😂
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Charlie Shemp retweeted
These have undoubtedly been the wildest 72 hours in French politics in my lifetime. Pretty incredible stuff. A 🧵
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Woman: suggests reconnecting with old college friend. Man: freaks the fuck out because he's still hung up that she didn't want to sleep with him 7 years ago.
Replying to @Trust_Lion_
Like what's the thought process here? "Hey guy who I was friends with years back, and asked me out that one time (that I shut down hard). I see you have a reasonably well-paying career, want to meet up?". I didn't even remember that until hours later, but now I'm just offended
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These people are unhinged. Just proximity to strangers makes them freak out.
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