Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
Joined August 2019
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Tons of people are getting upset with me and also telling me to just make it at home, but it isn’t the POINT that I can make it here. I want to sing “John Barleycorn Must Die” in a pub and then drive through the tunnel and see Frahnce and then go to Germany and KILL HITLER
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*quietly scratching off “Bungee jump in Brazil” from bucket list*
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I want this. I’m not kidding. I want to eat this. Onions — good. Bread — good. Cheese — GREAT. Wash it down with an ale.
Sigh, I gotta get to Europe.
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It’s worth noting that small-dollar donors are mostly lunatics.
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The Maine Senate Race In One Post:
- @SenatorCollins raised $9.8M from 100 billionaires and their spouses.
- @grahamformaine raised $9.6M from small-dollar Mainers averaging $26.
Do you get it yet?
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My wife: You know how I say you’re very clumsy for such a graceful man? Well you’re also very dumb for such a smart guy.
Me: Ok well are you just gonna stand there and rag on me or are you gonna help me get my head out of the posts on the bannister?
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“Shut up, Neil”
Jun 12
If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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Got ‘em
Jun 12
If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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Obviously they are Thalmor of the third Aldmeri Dominion.
Jun 12
Does anyone have any more information on these lizard people that Donald Trump was meeting with at the White House today?
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Think of all the Somalian Day Cares Elon Musk could have never opened with that trillion dollars smdh
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You see a trillion dollars.
Gavin sees 3/4 of a mile of high speed rail.
Jun 12
Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.
When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.
The system is rigged.
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Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career 😳
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NEW: The Mellon Foundation gave $1.5 million to establish a "center for the defense of academic freedom."
In audio I've obtained, the group's leader says his goal is to undermine the newly launched classical civics centers: "map who these f---ers are... and knock them out." 🧵
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Davey…you’re doin’ a good jobbb!
Nineteen years ago, we said goodbye to The Sopranos. WOW!!!
I had a hell of a time playing Davey Scatino. Great cast. Great writing. Great memories. Forever grateful for the opportunity.
#TheSopranos
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This is the arc that finally ended my automatic fear response to seeing Robert Patrick, which I acquired after watching Terminator 2 at far too young an age.
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They know the votes aren’t there, but this whips up the base some and provides a convenient excuse for a loss on November.
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“We need to recognise that what happened on the streets of [Minneapolis] was being orchestrated by the far [left], by [George Soros], by a network of people who actually want this to happen, so it wasn't quite as spontaneous as it looked.. and that has to be stopped.”
Caroline Lucas: "We need to recognise that what happened on the streets of Belfast was being orchestrated by the far right, by Elon Musk, by a network of people who actually want this to happen, so it wasn't quite as spontaneous as it looked.. and that has to be stopped"
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I lose it *every time* when he runs away at the end
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This is what driving at any time anywhere at all in the South is like
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