SVP at @InkHousePR, cat lover, shark enthusiast, scrappy youngest of 6, RI native. Opinions are my own (obv). she/her.
Joined February 2009
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
27 Mar 2023
Will we finally do something?
BREAKING: At least three children are dead after a shooting at a Christian school in Nashville, officials say. nbcnews.to/3lJkkto x.com/i/broadcasts/1MnxnpgrD…
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24 Mar 2023
Wow, so true!
23 Mar 2023
I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
10 Mar 2023
Have we thought about unplugging the MBTA and then plugging it back in…?
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
2 Mar 2023
When I was a kid I couldn’t wait to be the one in charge of dinner every night. Idiot.
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24 Feb 2023
I was not expecting to already need a calculator and Google to double check my 2nd grader’s homework #parenting
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
5 Feb 2023
There are those who say, ‘I’ll just do it later,’ and those who say, ‘I’ll do it now so I don’t have to do it later,’ and they marry each other.
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
6 Feb 2023
Life before kids: Owns 1 pair of scissors and knows exactly where they are.
Life after kids: Owns 16 pairs of scissors and has a better chance of seeing God than finding them.
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
6 Feb 2023
So we just going to ignore the fact that Boston basically went from -50° to 50° in 24 hours?
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7 Feb 2023
Today I went to the @Wegmans self checkout and the woman manning the section came up to me, rubbed my back and said “Get home safe” and I cannot stop questioning the motive behind this 😂
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
19 Jan 2023
I’m not just old, I’m “I used to have to dye my shoes to match my formal dress” old
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
26 Dec 2022
If animals could talk, cats still wouldn’t.
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15 Dec 2022
Yup
15 Dec 2022
Would you run, naked, through a Walmart parking lot for 1 minute for $100,000?
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13 Dec 2022
When did market price for guacamole become a thing?
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3 Dec 2022
Yes!!!!
3 Dec 2022
It appears as if Eastern Standard will return in 2023!!!
New location at Fenway Center.
via @hiddenboston
More info at: bostonrestaurants.blogspot.c…
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3 Dec 2022
Gluten free Oreos taste exactly the same as regular Oreos
Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
1 Dec 2022
Yay, it’s December, time to start giving people candy canes they’re never going to eat.
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
28 Nov 2022
Missing trash day is your biggest failure as an adult.
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Christine Comey Lewis retweeted
27 Nov 2022
I don't understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.
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