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Chuck Overdrive retweeted
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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Jun 13
I think if a judge releases someone and the person they release goes on to kill someone, then that judge should be executed
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Alright strap in.
Nordic aliens are ascended light beings that traveled back in time to hybridize with humans so that we could harness vril, thus creating white people and securing their own future existence in a Bootstrap Paradox.
Nazi occultists first made contact with them via astral projection. The Nordics revealed they were locked in an existential war against an AI hivemind of gestalt demon cultists attempting to breach the warp and devour all material realms into a nightmarish collective of mind-rape assimilation. In exchange for a pact to reunite the scattered Nordic's ancestor-descendent hybrid bloodlines, the Nordics shared advanced technology and esoteric knowledge, so that we could join them in an interdimensional holy war to save all remaining realities including our own.
The Greys are their corrupted mirror image. They are other humans from the future who rejected ascension into the light and instead merged with the machine demons. They're now traveling back in time as soulless biological androids, serving the Archonic demon forces in the creation of data centers to continue the endless cyclical battle of analog light versus digital darkness.
Elon Musk started Spacex to break through the firmament after he learned that the Jews and their Masonic allies—the original architects of the demon gestalt that would eventually become the Greys—subverted the Western nations to defeat the Nazis in an effort to destroy the esoteric knowledge they acquired to astral project as well as the interdimensional UFO technology given to them by the Nordics so that humanity couldn't cross the dimensional rift to aid the Nordics.
Musk’s true mission is to punch through the firmament the old-fashioned way and re-establish direct contact with the Nordics so we can join the fight in time to win this cycle in the perpetual struggle against Cyber Satan.
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The extreme, imaginary scenarios pro-choicers gleefully think up don't justify keeping elective abortion legal.
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Chuck Overdrive retweeted
Ethnonationalism for the Palestinians, but not for thee.
Ilhan Omar: "Palestinians do exist. They are a real people. They are ethnic to a land in which they belong."
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Jun 11
Fun fact: If the United States paid all 43 million black American citizens $100,000 to return to Africa permanently, if would cost four trillion three hundred billion dollars upfront. But at an average cost of $30k per year in unearned social benefits, this program would pay for itself in less than 4 years, then add one trillion two hundred ninety billion to the surplus annually.
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Jun 11
Released in 1975, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi was an animated television special directed by legendary animator Chuck Jones and based on the classic story by Rudyard Kipling.
The story follows a brave mongoose who takes on two deadly cobras to protect the family that rescued him. For a generation of kids, it was one of those rare animated films that felt genuinely intense. The stakes were real, the villains were terrifying, and you couldn't help but root for Rikki-Tikki every step of the way.
More than 50 years later, it's still remembered as one of the finest animated adaptations ever put on television.
Did you watch Rikki-Tikki-Tavi growing up?
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Jun 10
As a Japanese watching the UK right now, I have one simple question.
A Sudanese asylum seeker just tried to behead a local man in Belfast. The victim lost an eye.
This comes after years of grooming gangs raping thousands of British girls — gangs that police and councils deliberately ignored because they were afraid of being called racist.
In Japan, even one case like this would have triggered national outrage and immediate policy reversal.
But in Britain, the conversation is still about “not being far-right.”
British people, at what point does protecting your own children become more important than protecting your reputation?
We genuinely do not understand this.
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Jun 10
Has anyone tried giving shrooms to Bruce Willis?
Jun 9
This is biblical.
A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years.
Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin.
She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.
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Jun 9
Por dios duerman ese gato si tienen un poco de compasión
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Actually, The Matrix is an allegory for becoming a parent. Before Neo has responsibility, reality revolves around his own desires. After he wakes up, he discovers the world is held together by exhausting systems nobody told him about. The machines are bills, schedules, maintenance, and obligations. Agent Smith is the realization that problems reproduce faster than you can solve them.
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The Matrix is famously a trans allegory with the Matrix itself representing the cis normative gender binary. They literally escaped the Matrix. And being trans isn’t creepy you piece of shit
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No, if you had THIS in the 90s, you were a legend
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Everyone gets those weird, hard, rubbery parts in their burgers and sandwiches. You just have to pull it out of your mouth, try not to puke, and keep eating. It usually doesn't happen twice in one setting.
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Jun 4
When questioning the morality of an action, a very simple method is asking yourself this:
"If everybody did what I was doing, what would happen?"
If the answer is "bad things," then in most cases, it could be safely assumed the action is immoral.
So, if everybody said "I don't like kids," and chooses not to have them, what happens?
Well, humanity goes extinct, and we all die out. All of our efforts are for nothing. There's nobody to pass the torch to. All of our work is in vain. Only the most die-hard nihilist would argue that that is a good thing.
So, we can reasonably conclude then that choosing not to have children is immoral.
That's why people find it incomprehensible. When taken to its logical conclusion, the statement "I do not want to have kids" is advocating for the extinction of the human race.
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Because we, as humans, are biologically wired with an instinct to nurture our young.
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🚨INSANE: TikTok has BANNED the hashtag #WhiteLivesMatter, claiming it violates community guidelines.
Yet search #BlackLivesMatter and it’s fully visible with millions of posts.
Same platform, different rules.
They’ll tell you “two-tier” standards are a myth in Britain.
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If only they stood up for me like I did for them…
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I understand that women say stupid things like this, it just hurts that there are so many people stupid enough to like it
why do men keep crying about the declining birth rate just use your ribs to create new life it’s not that hard
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