This is why we need a ballroom

Of course he gets the best medical care. Everyone in Congress does for working 145 to 160 days and getting absolutely nothing accomplished. It’s all bullshit.

Emmet Sheehan day All of his gloves say “K ALS” Strike out ALS What an amazing sentiment to have on a MLB mound 😭 #EndALS

Huge pedophile ring arrested. And what a shock they are all white! But tell me again how immigrants are the dangerous criminals?

You can be a Republican in good standing and be against tariffs. You can be a Republican in good standing and be against the Iran war. You can be a Republican in good standing and be pro-choice. The only thing that you cannot be is in favor of free and fair elections.

President Joe Biden left off 508 days ago.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

MAGA just happens to always have pics of men in dresses on their phones. Whatever your kink is man, we don’t care. 🤷‍♀️

Here’s what really happened.

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Josh Naylor says it was Framber Valdez who made it obvious the Tigers hit him with a pitch on purpose, per @beckjason

Who is this duck faced, thirst woman?

MAGA are so fucking stupid—it’s becoming unbearable. TREES DON’T VOTE! People do, and it’s called population density, you dumb fucks. 🙄

Troy Lake Sr. owned Elite Diesel Service near Cheyenne, Wyoming. He pled guilty to removing, bypassing, or disabling emissions control systems on 344 trucks. He wasn’t fixing his own car. He was paid at least $362,000. Served 7 months, not years and Trump pardoned him.

Same guy who just skipped his son’s wedding btw

Wow...

Travelers on the road so it’s time for Lazaro Montes to mash. System leading 13th HR.