Maître de langue en anglais @ScPoLille. RTs = complete & utter endorsements, views reflect the deepest, darkest beliefs of my employer. 🇨🇦. 🏳️🌈. He/Him
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You caught me! I did it. I created photosynthesis just to mess with MAGA and the reflecting pool.
Jun 14
It appears very evident that the reflection pool has been sabotaged. The left is evil.
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Jun 14
How CRAZY are #Obsession's legs?
Take a look at how 5th wknd #boxoffice compares to 1st wknd for these major fright flicks!
-88% | Weapons
-86% | Blair Witch Project (wide wknds)
-68% | Sinners
-29% | The Ring
-14% | The Sixth Sense
-4% | Scream
11% | Obsession
THIS RUN IS ONE OF A KIND!
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Jun 14
RT @AmoneyResists: $14 million “beautification” and just 3 days later it looks worse than ever because there was a reason we didn’t paint…
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Jun 14
No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have
Jun 13
The 10,000 San Franciscans who are about to become millionaires in 2026 are going to fund a new generation of art, architecture and ideas that will shape the world
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Jun 11
Now we can only wait for Ford to inevitably win the next Ontario election by 15 points again, as per tradition
Jun 11
Premier Approval Polling:
(Current Approval // (Previous Approval))
Kinew: 28% // ( 26%)
Wakeham: 11% // (-2%)
Moe: 6% // ( 7%)
Frechette: -1% // (New)
Holt: -8% // ( 14%)
Smith: -14% // (-6%)
Houston: -29% // (-19%)
Eby: -30% // (-21%)
Ford: -51% // (-32%)
Angus Reid / May 11, 2026
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Jun 10
I think the essential disconnect in the stadium discourse is that for Americans, atmosphere is created by the team/venue, and for Europeans, atmosphere is created by the fans. For Europeans, this stadium is dead af
Jun 10
This atmosphere 🔥
Why aren’t they doing actual World Cup games at any college stadiums again?
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Jun 9
haha, funny joke––wait
Call: Keiko Fujimori has carried Miami-Dade County, and with it, the Presidency of Peru.
She’s currently only trailing by 48,000 votes and the United States alone will make up almost that entire deficit by itself.
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Jun 10
RT @colinthecrabb: To contextualize how insane this movie's weekday performance has been:
Obsession made more money on its 25th day of rel…
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This is utter bullshit. When Indonesia refused to grant the Israeli under 17 team visa’s for the 2023 U-20 World Cup, FIFA stripped Indonesia’s hosting rights and moved it to Argentina. So @FIFAcom can stop with the lies.
"FIFA is not involved in host country immigration processes, including visa adjudications, and has been informed by authorities that Mr Artan’s status will not be changed at present. 2/3
Community note
FIFA removed Indonesia as host of the 2023 U-20 World Cup after officials refused to allow Israel's participation. bbc.com/sport/football… inside.fifa.com/organisation/m…
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Mr. Artan would be welcomed and celebrated in British Columbia for what he’s overcome and where he is today. Let’s have him referee in Vancouver.
Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to be the first from his country to officiate at the World Cup finals, has been denied entry to the United States.
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When the U.K. Foreign Office considered denying North Koreans visas to play at the 1966 World Cup, FIFA told the FA that they would immediately relocate the tournament.
That was when FIFA still had something remotely resembling a spine.
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10 years ago.
The Poles are some people, give them a few cans of Tyskie and they’d go to war with us 🇬🇧 🇵🇱
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I cannot believe I'm saying this, but a 4th weekend INCREASE is actually a legitimate possibility. I'm not even kidding when I say this, but maybe a Top 3 all-time box office run if that happens. I don't think will ever see something like this again. #Obsession @FocusFeatures
With what #Obsession is currently looking like on Monday, can't rule out flat or very small drop this coming weekend. Even if it is -10%, would have a free run into mid-July. Could go $250m . I hope @FocusFeatures and @blumhouse are cutting giant fat bonuses to cast and crew.
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Obsession looks set for a generational run. Two weekend-over-weekend increases in a row, first film to do that outside the xmas corridor since ET (1982)
And this weekend was against direct genre competition from Backrooms' biggest opening ever for an original horror. Just insane
This weekend was one for the box office history books.
A24’s “Backrooms” collected a record-breaking $81 million in its opening weekend. That’s as ticket sales for the Focus Features breakout “Obsession” jumped again in its third frame with $26.4 million and crossed the $100 million mark domestically. Both movies were directed by YouTube stars and cost nearly nothing to produce, upending conventional wisdom about the necessary components for a hit. bit.ly/4xfuulA
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John Fetterman (D-PA) has a higher approval among Pennsylvania Republicans than Dave McCormick (R-PA)
(PA Republicans sampled)
🟦✅Senator Fetterman: 74%
🟥✅Senator McCormick: 66%
(Bravo/PennLive poll)
Bravo/PennLive poll | 5/20-5/24 LV
Pennsylvania Governor 2026
🟦Josh Shapiro 53%
🟥Stacy Garrity 29%
Link to poll: pennlive.com/news/2026/06/pa…
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May 31
If we are going to call the cost of public services a “loss,” then Canadian police forces lost $20 billion last year while delivering no birthday presents and also killing a lot of people.
May 29
#Breaking: Canada Post Q1 loss balloons to $205 million trib.al/X6HBfWN
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The answer is the separatist movement. Companies relocated from Montréal to Toronto because the potential for Québec to separate and trap their HQ in a different country was a high level of systemic risk.
May 21
I’m somewhat shocked at why Montreal is not the biggest city in Canada
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May 21
Mitt Romney text to McConnell, January 2nd
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May 19
My home crowd too loud my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery
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