All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

Trump on Venezuela: "They took all of our oil and we want it back. They illegally took it."

Dude got his soul snatched from him🤣🤣

❌CEASEFIRE VIOLATION: IDF troops identified two suspects who crossed the yellow line, carried out suspicious activities, and approached the troops in southern Gaza, posing an immediate threat. The IAF eliminated the suspects to remove the threat. In another incident in the area, IDF troops identified a terrorist who crossed the yellow line and approached the troops, posing an immediate threat. The troops eliminated the terrorist to remove the threat.

South African cricket team is a stark reminder of what happens when players are picked for political reasons over merit. One of their top order batsmen has over 70 Test innings with just 1 century.None of them hv a Test batting average of over 40.Many of the good ones have left.

This afternoon, Israeli army targeted a bus in the Zaytoun neighborhood in Gaza killing all of the following: The children: - Mohammad Abu Shaaban, 5-years-old - Ibrahim Ihab Abu Shaaban, 6-years-old - Anas Sufian Shaaban, 8-years-old - Karam Sufian Shaaban, 10-years-old - Jumana Ihab Shabaan, 10-years-old - Nasma Sufian Shabaan, 12-years-old - Nasser Ihab Abu Shabaan, 13-years-old The parents: - Ihab Abu Shaaban, 38-years-old - Randa Abu Shabaan, 36-years-old - Samar Shabaan - Sufiaan Shabaan All killed.

Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.