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.@jimcramer currently I own: - 0DTE oil put options -0DTE oil call options - $BYND - 5 corn cobs - $BIRD AM I DIVERSIFIED?
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The bond market reading all the headlines
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SCOOP: CIA Director John Ratcliffe told Trump and other senior officials that intelligence gathered by the U.S. raised serious doubts about Iran's willingness to make the nuclear concessions the U.S. is seeking in a final deal axios.com/2026/06/15/us-iran…
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*VANCE: MOU WITH IRAN IS ABOUT A PAGE AND A HALF *VANCE: MOU WITH IRAN IS A VERY GENERAL DOCUMENT
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No, the details of the Iran deal haven’t been released. I just checked my crystal ball and it told me that once the details ARE released, everyone demanding they be released will hate the deal.
The details of the deal have not been released.
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He’s just like us! ā¤ļø
President Trump's investment accounts traded between $212 million and $695 million in stocks and other securities in the first three months of the year — an unprecedented sum for a sitting president. cbsn.ws/4eqg612
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The important thing about $SPCX being public is papa can now scale up his false promises ā¤ļø $TSLA
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This is how we do it #Canada #CCP
Cabinet would gain powers to exempt Chinese imports from slave labour ban under Bill #C35 tabled Friday. PM @MarkJCarney has already granted Chinese automakers access to Canadian market though their battery electric cars include slave-made parts. blacklocks.ca/slave-bill-loo… @Rob_Oliphant @yfblanchet #cdnpoli
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I love @BudCauley. Let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow….like sucking up trumps balls I see…. Hm….. ā€œBREAKINGā€ as ā€œBRAKING.ā€?? 🤣🤣 1. ā€œHe invented commercial real estateā€ This is historically illiterate. Commercial real estate has existed for centuries ancient Rome had multi-story apartment buildings (insulae) and commercial markets (fora). Modern commercial real estate as an industry predates Trump by well over a century. Trump entered a pre-existing industry built by his father Fred Trump. 2. ā€œHe’s defeated inflationā€ Inflation has moderated from its 2022 peak, a trend that began under Biden. Prices remain substantially higher than pre-pandemic levels. ā€œDefeatingā€ inflation would require prices to fall back to previous levels, which has not happened. 3. ā€œHe’s defeated Iranā€ Iran continues to exist as a sovereign state with its nuclear program still a subject of ongoing negotiation. No military defeat has occurred. 4. ā€œ3 successful marriagesā€ Trump’s first marriage to Ivana ended in divorce in 1990, and his second marriage to Marla Maples ended in divorce in 1999. ļæ¼ Two of his three marriages ended in divorce; describing all three as ā€œsuccessfulā€ is a stretch by conventional definition. 5. ā€œHe’s deported more illegal immigrants in 18 months than all other presidents combinedā€ This is false. Trump has not been in office for 18 months as of June 2026 (he was inaugurated January 20, 2025 roughly 17 months ago). More importantly, the claim that he has surpassed the cumulative deportations of all other presidents combined is not supported by data. The Obama administration deported over 3 million people across two terms. Independent tallies do not support the ā€œcombinedā€ claim. 6. ā€œGas for less than $1 a gallon… paying 10X that under Bidenā€ $1/gallon gasoline does not exist ANYWHERE in the United States. The national average has fluctuated in the $2.50–$4.00 range. Under Biden, gas reached roughly $5 briefly in June 2022 but averaged well below $10. The claim of ā€œ10Xā€ is arithmetically impossible if current gas is allegedly $1. CAN YOU NOT USE THE INTERNET?? OR DO BASIC MATH?? 7–8. ā€œMost devout Christian president… made his own Bibleā€ Trump notoriously struggled to name a favorite Bible verse, once citing ā€œTwo Corinthiansā€ instead of Second Corinthians. He has not authored a Bible. He has marketed a branded ā€œGod Bless the USA Bibleā€ a commercial product combining the KJV with patriotic texts which he did NOT write. ā€œBenjamin Franklin… our greatest presidentā€ Benjamin Franklin was never president of the United States. He was a Founding Father, diplomat, inventor, and writer who held no executive office at the federal level. The first president was George Washington dumbass It is true however many of his cultists are dumber than a box of rocks
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This woman typed out an 8 point rebuttal to me
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*IRAN SAYS NO DEAL WILL BE SIGNED BY TRUMP DEADLINE: FARS
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Knicks fans celebrating with each other tonight
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Jim Dolan is the best owner in professional sports.
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Ireland is home to @MarkJCarney. Elbows Up!
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Checking in on the Strait of Hormuz ...
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Remember the Air bnb the Scotland fans moved into overnight? The neighbours have put on a barbecue for them this afternoon before their big game later this evening. This is what it’s about šŸ‘šŸ‘
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Every time Wembanyama takes a 3 #NBAFinals
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Sure SpaceX is overvalued but not as overvalued as Canada
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JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada
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