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Replying to @VampyBitme
This "sleep" you speak of, I have heard of it. Legend says it is buried between the secrets of the sun and the moon, midnight and noon. I've not seen it myself, but my grandfather swears he has.
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Philippe Papirakis retweeted
Peak female performance is Greta Thunberg getting you arrested because you were too stupid to not order from a local pizza joint when attempting to evade authorities on human trafficking charges.
12 Sep 2024
Peak female performance is pregnancy.
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28 Feb 2024
You survived this long. Keep going.
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13 Jan 2024
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2 Jan 2024
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It is one of the best of this year.. Siblings love.. 😊
You voted for this clip as your top favorite of the year πŸ’š
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12 Dec 2023
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12 Dec 2023
This one never fails to amuse me. πŸ˜† #DogVader
11 Dec 2023
Yeah… I still remember seeing Darth Vader the first time too
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10 Oct 2023
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This is the best compliment I’ve ever received
15 Sep 2023
Replying to @omgchomp @ClaireMax
I think she could pick up a giant hammer and pound me into the ground feet first like a looney toons fence post
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Philippe Papirakis retweeted
11 Sep 2023
thats because i am
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Big doggo is still just a little puppy.. 😊
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Philippe Papirakis retweeted
14 Jun 2023
ADOPT THE CAT
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Cat merchant
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