Here's some fucking statistics for you.

There is some really useful technical advice about #emailsafety in these threads (especially if you use Gmail). I've had a 2nd "spam" e-mail address for a few years now, which I use in shops and/or for online transactions and that works well.

Good video about milk being produced in the traditional way and in Sussex too. I don't think that I have ever drunk raw milk but I'd want to try it, so I'll be paying a visit to the shop at the farm and probably buying some cheese too. plawhatchfarm.co.uk/the-shop…

Sitting on a bench on a beautiful Sunday morning in my local park, I had a video of Robert Jenrick come up on my timeline on X. And something doesn’t add up. Because every time Robert Jenrick appears on television, he speaks as if he has just discovered Britain’s problems from the outside. As if he was not there. As if he had not been part of the Conservative government. As if he had not sat inside the machine that helped create the mess he now complains about. That is the strange thing about the Conservative-to-Reform pipeline. They govern for years. They break things. They watch the NHS struggle. They watch housing become impossible. They watch prisons fill up. They watch councils collapse. They watch immigration become a political weapon. They watch trust in government drain away. And then, when the public finally gets angry, they step forward and say: “Look what has happened to the country.” As if they were innocent bystanders. Robert Jenrick is not some fresh political outsider. He is not a man arriving from nowhere with clean hands and a brave new plan. He was part of the Conservative government. He was part of the Conservative record. He was part of the politics that promised control and delivered chaos. And now, as a Reform MP, he wants to sound like the solution to the very failure his old party helped create. That is the trick. Take responsibility. Remove the memory. Add a harsher tone. Blame someone else. Call it courage. And then, for the final act as a Conservative MP, go down to the Tube and start checking fare dodgers like Britain’s problems can be solved one Oyster card at a time. Then as a Reform MP move on to stolen tools, as if working people only started suffering from theft after the Conservatives left office. I am not saying fare dodging does not matter. I am not saying stolen tools do not matter. They do. Rules matter. Fairness matters. Public order matters. And when someone has their tools stolen, that is not a small thing. That can mean a lost day’s work. But when a man who sat inside fourteen years of Conservative government, and is now wearing a Reform badge, starts presenting himself as the nation’s ticket inspector and the defender of every stolen toolbox, you are allowed to ask a slightly larger question: Where was this energy when the country was being run into the ground? Because Britain does not need another former Conservative politician, now wearing a Reform badge, trying to rebrand failure as toughness. It does not need more speeches designed to sound strong while avoiding the basic question: Where were you when all this was happening? Robert Jenrick was not outside the room. He was in the room. And that matters. The country needs seriousness now. It needs delivery. It needs honesty about what went wrong. It needs people willing to rebuild, not people trying to escape their own record by shouting louder. Robert Jenrick may want to present himself as the future of Reform. But to me, he looks like something much more familiar: Old Conservative failure looking for a new microphone. A ticket barrier. And a stolen toolbox. Britain deserves better. #LessNoiseMoreDelivery

If Keir Starmer, Ed Davey or Zack Polanski or even Badenoch took a £5million bung or used the language Farage has twice.. They would be GONE. The media alone would have hounded them out of their job within a week. There's your two tiers alright. And it is the media.

I found out that Slot had lost his job from this account...

We'll play some of these teams in the Conference league then. Does anyone know when the draw is made? #BHAFC

How do we get an ice cream kiosk at #Falmer? #BHAFC

The Nurse is Palantir.

Just let Hull and Boro go up and relegate 4 from the Prem and everyone’s happy no?

Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

At #SussecCCC in #Hove where it is raining, there's a crow trying to have a bath on one of the covers.

Lewis Dunk is Brighton's 19th different scorer in the Premier League this season. No PL team has more, with Arsenal (18) closest. #BHAFC

Six-year-old Alfie, son of Albion kitman Buzz, has recently had surgery to remove a brain tumour. 🫶🏻💙🤍 Lewis Dunk dedicated his goal to Alfie with a special “A” celebration, while Yankuba Minteh held up a shirt that read: “We are with you Alfie.” A truly beautiful tribute, I wish Alfie a speedy recovery. 🫶🏻 (Source- ✍🏻 @brightonargus) #BHAFC #Brighton

Niche Pope failure tweet request: 1 from the chap at St. James' Park, Newcastle 1 from the chap batting for Surrey at the Oval. #BHAFC #Sussex

Not even 30 minutes gone and people are losing faith. This fanbase 🙄 #BHAFC

Modern life is rubbish.

Sign this, it's time for our water supply to be nationalised.