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Country Roads got a lot of play in Omaha
Ohhhhhhhh, Don.
Bad boy, Don!
I saw what you did there and I wholeheartedly approve, baby bubba !!!
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"Victory in Iran"
Trump did it with Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, Oman AND Israel on our side. donsurber.substack.com/p/vic…
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Move to canada
Jun 15
we need universal healthcare
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Jun 15
Some American presidents born on American holidays:
Calvin Coolidge (July 4)
Donald Trump (Flag Day)
George Washington (Washington's Birthday)
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If the dick fits you must acquit.
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If he were from West Virginia, they'd sing COUNTRY ROADS. Alabama? SWEET HOME ALABAMA. Texas? THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS
Why wouldn't we sing the song of any of our 51 states?
Jun 15
Who would have thought Americans would be less douchy than Canadians?
Did not have Americans less douchy than Canadians on my bingo card...
(OK, I kinda did. Hey, love Canada, got Canadian rels. But it is kinda like Karen Nation)
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Jun 15
sure and they break the window and WE THE TAXPAYERS are stuck with the bill
Thanks a lot, pal
Plus, the game would have to end when the streetlights came on
Jun 15
Unpopular take:
UFC fighters are bad ass, but America would have been better served with an MLB game on the south lawn
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Jun 14
When your crush follows you on Instagram! 😂😍
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Jun 14
a nice picture. “a man with a pencil figuring it all out.” but don’t forget he slide rule (they all started out using them) and of course “the heavy lifting for the Grand Tour opportunity was on the IBM 7040.”. batch runs. card decks.
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You can't take it with you
Jun 14
if you support trump, then yes because you gave him all your money
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We all die penniless
Jun 13
its actually the opposite, have to disagree with Shaq here
nobody will remember a random really rich dude, in 100 years
make a name for yourself though? You could die penniless but people will still remember you and your legacy
People literally will not remember you by your networth. They will only remember you by your glorious tales of triumphs
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Being dead does hinder one's acting career although John Cazale was in GODFATHER III a dozen years after his death
Jun 13
If they remade the movie today, who could have the Vonnegut cameo? I can only think of King and Rowling. Are they studied in college, though?
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Jun 14
Comedy is supposed to be subversive. GHOSTBUSTERS rips EPA and bureaucratic bullying to shreds
Great movie and a surprising subversive level of comedy.
“Mr Mellon, you wife was just showing us her Klimt.”
“You too, huh? She’s showing it to everybody.”
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Great movie and a surprising subversive level of comedy.
“Mr Mellon, you wife was just showing us her Klimt.”
“You too, huh? She’s showing it to everybody.”
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Community note! Community note! That's just because 50-year-old men tire easly
Jun 14
He'll have a phenomenal birthday celebration tomorrow then leave for France to have all those talks. I feel exhausted following his schedule and I'm 30 years younger than him.
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You spend $7 TRILLION a year. You do not need his money
Jun 12
But taxing wealth so normal people can afford to see a doctor and not go bankrupt over inhalers is radical left. OK
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Jun 13
LOL You believed NYT and WaPo and their Russian Hoax
Jun 11
Are you seriously saying you 100% believe what Trump claimed?
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"The Marines don’t have any race problems. They treat everybody like they’re black."
Jun 12
This is a lie. I was at an Air Force installation last week, and I saw a portrait of him hanging in a place of honor along with other heroes. So go screw yourself, you piece of crap.
cc @PeteHegseth
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