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15 Feb 2025
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NEWS: Weight loss drugs like Ozempic on track to save US airlines more than $500 million in fuel costs this year as planes become lighter.
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An attractive white girl just dropped off my uber eats order. Short everything.
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A trade war over Greenland? Greenland? It would be funny if it weren't tragic. But I suppose it keeps the Epstein files out of the news. Man the stuff about Trump in there must be bad...
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why don't they ask chatgpt what to do
Jan 19
OpenAI is rapidly losing money and is projected to lose $14 billion in 2026 alone. If they can't get another round of funding, OpenAI could run out of money as soon as 2027.
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Kubernetes killed more startups than server crashes ever did You don't have Spotify's scale. You have 8 engineers and a single server that's running fine But you watched a KubeCon talk, and now you've got 23 YAML files, a Helm chart nobody fully understands, and engineers debugging pod evictions instead of buildinga product Your "cloud-native infrastructure" is just a cloud bill with extra complexity A $50/month VM can handle millions of requests. Your startup will run out of money debugging networking issues long before you need horizontal pod autoscaling The best infrastructure decision is often the simplest one
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“bro I spent all weekend in Claude Code it’s incredible” “oh nice, what did you build?” “dude my setup is crazy. i’ve got all the vercel skills, plus custom hooks for every project” “sick, what are you building?” “my setup is so optimized, i’m using like 5 instances at once”
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men will go on a claude code weekend bender and have nothing to show for it but a "more optimized claude setup"
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The rise of AI programming agents is changing the nature of software development in the same way as did the introduction of compilers in the time of Grave Hopper. I’ll say it again: the entire history of software engineering is one of rising levels of abstraction.
This has been said a thousand times before, but allow me to add my own voice: the era of humans writing code is over. Disturbing for those of us who identify as SWEs, but no less true. That's not to say SWEs don't have work to do, but writing syntax directly is not it.
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Replying to @spectatorindex
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BREAKING: Trump sent letter to Norway's prime minister saying he no longer has an 'obligation to think purely of peace' and will prioritise American interests because he was not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
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how my codebase written entirely with claude code runs
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29 Nov 2025
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29 Nov 2025
ChatGPT Android app 1.2025.329 beta includes new references to an "ads feature" with "bazaar content", "search ad" and "search ads carousel"
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"Over the past 100 years, russia has attacked more than 19 countries, some of them even three or four times. None of these countries has ever attacked russia." -Kaja Kallas (Prime Minister of Estonia) Great woman😉
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Most software engineers today already are plumbers
28 Nov 2025
the smartest engineer you know will be a plumber in 5 years
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28 Nov 2025
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Michael Burry: The moment your interest payments exceed tax revenue, your country officially becomes a Ponzi scheme 👀
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If the US recognizes territory taken by force, just replace "leader of the free world" with "for sale". Xi can come up with more cash than Putin for Trump and his pals to do the same for Taiwan.
28 Nov 2025
The US is READY to recognize Russia’s control over Crimea and other occupied territories as part of a potential agreement — The Telegraph According to the publication, this is the reason Trump sent Witkoff to Russia — with instructions to deliver a “direct proposal” to Putin.
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29 Nov 2025
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails. They're trying to change our habits, because all of the projections rely on people becoming truly dependent on the technology. Whether or not it's actually a good thing for society isn't considered to be a factor."
29 Nov 2025
OpenAI is a loss-making monster, with new analysis that projects even IF it can hit $200bn revenue by 2030, it'll still need over $200bn in funding just to stay afloat. Platforms are increasingly turning to debt to keep this gravy train going ... windowscentral.com/artificia… 👇
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can someone help this poor man
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I don't think she got famous for her brain .. well I guess if you word it a certain way
This should be a massive white pill for everyone. Look at what she’s been able to achieve with such limited brain activity.
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