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In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.
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I dreamt I was in 2009. So Many PT Cruisers I woke up thinking, “My brain wastes memories on that?!”
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I love seeing my country through his eyes
USA. A diner. The waitress asked me how I want my eggs, and my mind went completely blank. "How do you want your eggs, hon?" Want. How do I WANT them. No one has ever asked me this. In my land, the egg arrives as the cook decrees, and you thank the egg, the cook, and your ancestors, in that order. "Scrambled? Over easy? Sunny side up?" she offered, gently, the way one talks a man down from a roof. The terms did not help. Over easy — over WHAT, easily? Easy for whom? Sunny side up — these people have named an egg after the dawn. Who does that. I needed time. I have chosen battlefields faster than I chose those eggs. She refilled my coffee and said she'd come back. It was the second refill. I had been deciding for nine minutes. The man on the next stool leaned over. "Just say over easy, man. You can't go wrong." "And if I CAN go wrong?" "...it's eggs, buddy." It's eggs. Eight hundred years of my family training itself to want nothing, and this man dismissed all of it with a fork in his hand. He was right. I will never tell him. "Sunny side up," I declared, with the weight of a man choosing a path for life. "I will face the sun." "You got it, hon." The eggs came. Two small suns on a white plate, looking up at me. Golden. Ridiculous. Exactly what I wanted. So THAT is what wanting feels like. I had to cross an ocean and hold up a breakfast line to learn it. The man on the next stool got his check and left. "Good choice," he said. I have never been more proud of anything. A man does not ask the eggs to be simple. He only becomes a man who knows what he wants. Tomorrow: over easy. I am almost ready.
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I miss Charlie
Charlie Munger: "The director's table in the Heinz Corporation cost $600,000. The director's table at Costco cost about $300. They are different places [with] different ethos." "If you get fat like that, somebody like 3G comes along and says, 'I want to buy you and cut you back to normal.'" "Of course, it's possible to over-cut — but my guess is there's a lot of fat in our successful places." (Daily Journal AGM || 2022)
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Ordered in 3 tacos tonight for dinner. 4 showed up. #BonusTaco
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At this point I’m just gunna ask the dumb question: Are they not going to fill this back up? I thought it’s supposed to be full.
Twitter told me to come back to see the reflection so I did.
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⚛️ As a physicist, I love seeing progress on small, cost effective nuclear energy generation.
🚨ICYMI: First test reactor in President Trump’s Pilot Program hits milestone to ramp up American nuclear power — a month ahead of schedule. All we needed was a new President, to unleash the American Nuclear Renaissance! washingtonexaminer.com/polic…
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Eric Holland retweeted
We just brought on some fantastic new team members at EeroQ and now have several new open roles! If you’re a quantum engineer or computer architect with QC knowledge, and want to work on a truly novel and powerful pathway to QC, DM me!
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I largely agree with this except a friend that recently sold a house said, “I’ve never gotten my security deposit back when I left a rental but selling my house I got paid six figures to leave.”
Another obsession in American is having a house meanwhile the American dreaming isn’t owning a house anymore - Caleb Hammer “It’s the freedom of renting, cause you can live wherever you want, you can move for a job easily” “With the incredible stock markets that we’ve had over the past 50 years, it beats it every time if you rent and just put your money into the stocks market”
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Eric Holland retweeted
Jeff Bezos reveals the simple phrase that saved him countless arguments running Amazon "Disagree and commit is a really important principle that saves a lot of arguing" "One of my direct reports would want to do something. I'd think it was a bad idea. We'd go back and forth and I'd often say, you know what, I don't think you're right, but I'm going to gamble with you" "You're closer to the ground truth than I am. I've known you for 20 years, you have great judgment" "At least then you've made a decision and I'm agreeing to commit to that decision. I'm not going to be second guessing it, sniping at it, or saying I told you so" "I'm going to try actively to help make sure it works. That's a really important teammate behavior"
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Eric Holland retweeted
UPDATE: @NASA can confirm a fireball over New England at 2:06 p.m. EDT on Saturday, May 30, 2026. The meteor was about 5 feet (1.6 meters) in diameter with a mass of 5.6 metric tons and entered Earth’s atmosphere at roughly 42,000 mph. The meteor traveled through the atmosphere from northwest to southeast for 26 miles before breaking up at an altitude of 31 miles and producing a meteorite fall into Cape Cod Bay. Based on the latest data, the energy released at breakup is estimated to be equivalent to about 230 tons of TNT, which accounts for the sonic boom. Have questions? Check out our fireball FAQs: go.nasa.gov/4mtUQuX
#MeteorSighting: Eyewitnesses in New England and @NOAA’s GOES-19 satellite reported a bright fireball on Saturday, May 30, at 2:06 p.m EDT accompanied by a loud noise. The meteor appears to have fragmented at an altitude of 40 miles over northeast MA and southeast NH. The energy released at breakup is estimated to be equivalent to about 300 tons of TNT, which accounts for the loud noise. Eyewitness accounts supplied by the American Meteor Society.
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Eric Holland retweeted
I like that the Boston area has just become the one spot in the country where in the summer it’s super nice Monday through Thursday, but then Friday Saturday and Sunday is just the worst weather you’ve ever seen in your life
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My office building is moving from physical badges to an app…
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The coldest place in the Lower 48 tomorrow will be the Boston area Congrats everyone, we did it.
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His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week
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This was my consistent experience when renting. The justification was always “fair market rate increase”. Not XYZ happened or cost increases. It sincerely saddens me the US sincerely treats real estate as an asset that must go up every year like a stock.
My last rent increase was because the landlord noticed that the market rate for the area had gone up Not because his costs went up, but because other landlords were charging more in my area and my landlord felt left out and thought I should pay him more for the same thing
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Great! Now use this same level of creativity for tick borne illnesses
The USDA has kept raccoon rabies out of the central United States for over 30 years by air-dropping fish-flavored ravioli from helicopters. Each one is a small packet coated in fishmeal with an oral rabies vaccine inside. Raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks find them by smell, bite through, and swallow. Many animals that consume the bait develop immunity, helping build a protective barrier across populations. The bait is generally considered safe for pets and tested in many non-target species. The USDA's Wildlife Services has been running this since 1995. Without the bait program, raccoon rabies very likely would have spread much further west. A federal program you've probably never heard of is protecting your pets and your kids by feeding wild animals ravioli from a helicopter.
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Eric Holland retweeted
With support from @CommerceGov, @IBM is announcing its plans for Anderon, America’s first quantum foundry that will accelerate American quantum leadership and enable advanced quantum wafer manufacturing. This initiative marks one of the most significant commitments from the U.S. government in quantum R&D to date, and is poised to fuel American economic growth and quantum innovation. Learn more here: ibm.co/6010EMDli
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Eric Holland retweeted
He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for. Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all
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